Jamie's definitions

dry

unfortunate; unlucky; lacking; being without something

I have run out of drugs, it's dry.
Your car was stolen? That's dry.
The party was over when we got there, it was dry.
Dryness! (exclamation of disappointment)

by jamie September 22, 2002

keithau

when a man places his toung on another mans scrotum and moves down towards his anus where the other man proceeds to break wind.

Whoa I got a Keith Au from robert last night.

by Jamie January 13, 2003

cupid

A person who makes a couple fall in love.

That man was just like cupid!

by Jamie February 18, 2003

cum blanket

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.

Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!

by jamie March 4, 2003

poopoker

tim cusic

doing a lad up da ass

by jamie March 19, 2003

ya mean

short for saying, do you know what i mean?

that girl is off da hook, ya mean?

by jamie March 21, 2003

charva

Primarily originated in the NE of England esp. Newcastle, the charva occupies the bottom rung of the social ladder, characterised by a love of garish sportswear, cheap jewelry and Dyson hoovers. Houses chacracterized by wallpaper stripey on top, flowery on bottom, separated by dado rail, with a ceiling fan. Toon Army wallpaper in bedroom. Tasteless but expensive sofa, widescreen TV and DVD on 20 year credit. Citrus coloured toaster and kettle. Holiday in Tenerife. Profoundly inarticulate.

How pet, there`s two charvas in the back lane. Fetch us me gun, will yu?

by Jamie April 13, 2003