Jamfetto's definitions

fishing a dead pond

When all options are exhausted.

I've given them every idea imaginable but I think I'm fishing a dead pond.

by Jamfetto August 10, 2007

Go Go Go Bun Bun

What you utter when a small animal such as a Rabbit crosses your driving path or when you see an animal in traffic.

The rabbit crossed the road and my wife yelled out,"GO GO GO BUN BUN". "Missed it by that much", I said.

by Jamfetto March 25, 2009

IT Solution

The common solution for companies when addressing any incoming Tech Call which is to completely restore a system to it's original state with no regard to information previously stored.

I incorrectly installed a driver but when I called tech support they wanted me to recover the entire system and they didn't even attempt to find an alternative solution. Wow, the typical IT Solution hits again..

by Jamfetto December 22, 2008

Monkeypedia

A location where anyone can create,edit,or change truth into sounds that resemble monkey sounds. Whem entries are completed a sound such as "oo oo ah ah" is created and eventually a novel monkey is born.

"oo oo ah ah" oh..that's the monkeypedia sound I heard after finally editing the passage in War and Peace on my Monkeypedia site.

by Jamfetto January 8, 2009

robotskeletonarmy

A legion of bony skeletons with an affinity for hollowed out volcanoes.

While searching for the key to the volcano the robotskeletonarmy rested eating cheesy crackers.

by jamfetto March 10, 2010

Talkin to the box

When people go to a fast food restaurant drive-in and ask for specials..no tomato,hold the bun leave the lettuce,not too much..etc etc. All the time holding up the entire line.

That dude is just "talkin to the box" where does he think he's eating Red Lobster?

by Jamfetto August 10, 2007

McStop

That hesitation people have after leaving the drive-in window to check their order.

I hope this person doesn't McStop on me after this order.

Look at that,he did a McStop and all he ordered was a drink.

by Jamfetto August 10, 2007