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American Muscle

The definition of perfection! Even 35+ years old they can still beat the shit out of most cars today. Mainly designed to pulverize all cars on a drag race type run.

American muscle are very powerful, while thier gas mileage and cornering arent too great. Thier power and originality make up for all else. BOW DOWN TO AMERICAN MUSCLE YOU JAPANESE CAR LOSERS!!!
I do declare! American Muscle is the best thing to ever exist! SCREW JAPANESE CARS, PAL!
by James Lowe March 12, 2005
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Homer Simpson

Perhaps the dumbest cartoon character of all-time. He's not stupid-funny.. hes stupid-stupid, he makes Peter Griffin from Family Guy look like Einstein. Also, Peter Griffin stars in the funniest cartoon show ever made.
Homer Simpson's IQ is less than his shoe size, and he probably wear size 5 in womens.
by James Lowe December 28, 2005
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sam fisher

A characte in a game called Splinter Cell who has the right to use the fifth freedom to eliminate threats as he sees how they should. Equipped with the latest technology, Sam Fisher can easily get the job done without shit getting too hectic.

Also, can kick solid snake's ass any day of the week.
shit, playboy mansion is being heavily guarded! Ill just use my airfoil rounds, take out the guards, access the gate, and get mt some pussy!
by James Lowe March 6, 2005
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yo mamma

Yo mamma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Your mama is so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
by James Lowe July 5, 2004
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Charger

The muscle car to own all muscle cars.

Engine: 426 Hemi
HP: 425
C.R.: 10.25:1
0-60: 4.8 sec
REVV REVV ZOOM ZOOM it goes bye bye before you can say Dodge
by James Lowe October 16, 2004
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klingon

A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.
You need TP to get the klingons out of uranus
by James Lowe December 17, 2004
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Colonel Sanders

The founder of KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!
Sharpton for prezident y'all! Im outie! Peace
by James Lowe September 21, 2004
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