James Lowe's definitions

Half-elf

A mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.

They still got the wits and intellect of elves.

To elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves

by James Lowe October 14, 2004

petroleum

1. "Black gold"
2. gasoline

I need to stop at the gas station and put premium petroleum in my pimpin' 1979 Camaro.

by James Lowe July 19, 2005

Dragula

Rob Zombie's car and a kick ass tune

dig through the ditches and burn with the witches I slam in the back of DRAGULAAA!!!

by James Lowe July 11, 2004

NoSeX

1) Exactly what you will get if you own an NSX.. No SeX

2) A cheap, ripoff of a Ferrari that says "Poor man with rich tastes"

My NSX got smoked by that Camaro.. I aint getting NoSeX

by James Lowe January 28, 2008

black hole

They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole

by James Lowe December 22, 2007

cholito

Spanish term for "small dick"

can also be used to refer to asian people, hell... this word was probably made to insult asians!

Would you like some burritos, or some fuckin' cholitos?!

by James Lowe March 8, 2005

Feuer Frei

Rammstein= german version of Rob Zombie

Feuer Frei= Fire Free

betwen Rammstein and Rob Zombie I would say Rob zombie is better.

by James Lowe July 17, 2004