James Lowe's definitions

earios

Mike Tysons favorite cereal

For breakfast, Mike Tyson grabs a bowl of Earios to start his day.

by James Lowe December 12, 2008

world's strongest man

a man who's muscles are practically about to rip out of his skin and veins are showing as though they are surfaced at the skin..

That bitch looks like he's the strongest man in the world!

by James Lowe May 7, 2004

cornholio

Beavis's alter-ego..The master of all that is toilet paper..do you have TP for his bunghole?

I AM Cornholio! I NEED TP FOR BUNGHOLE!!

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

Joke

Q: A mexican guy and a black guys is in a car, whos driving?

A: the cops

Funny shit, huh? I like that one

by James Lowe February 5, 2005

porn

When you cant get sex...look no further than a magazine, pictures, and the internet

Porn leads to a very healthy habit.. masturbation

by James Lowe November 16, 2004

bonerga

The ultimate stage of having an erection, also known (in my terms) when your cock cannot get any harder or longer and you are forced to strain to keep it that way...can also be known as the super-saiyan stage of erections.

Oh my god...I..HAVE..A BONERGA!!!

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

Solid Snake

A character whom supposedly "infiltrates" as his job. When Metal Gear Solid is an action game, you can basically go in and shoot everything all to hell... I dont call this an infiltration game, oh yeah.. and Solid Snake is a Sam Fisher wanna be, even though Sam Fisher came out later.

I'd rather Splinter Cell it than Solid Snake it.

by James Lowe March 6, 2005