James Lowe's definitions

porn

When you cant get sex...look no further than a magazine, pictures, and the internet

Porn leads to a very healthy habit.. masturbation

by James Lowe November 16, 2004

cholito

Spanish term for "small dick"

can also be used to refer to asian people, hell... this word was probably made to insult asians!

Would you like some burritos, or some fuckin' cholitos?!

by James Lowe March 8, 2005

greve and leave

When you attend a funeral of a loved one, you did not know well or attending a funeral and you have no reason to be there accept on behalf of a friend or your going as support.

I have a funeral but it's for my friends mom, I did not know her. However it's a greve and leave. I will be back by noon for the game.

by James Lowe February 11, 2005

speed

Speed also goes by the name "White Lightning" and makes you more aware and focused.

Can cause depression.. do you know what depression does to us men? guess... it can cause ED and also causes premature and retrograde ejaculation... thats only the depression.. back to the drug.

Speed also causes heart rate and blood pressure to rise, making you more active and shit like that.

Dealer: want some White Lightning man?

Buyer: Sure, I could use some ED and premature ejaculation!

Dealer: Thats a no, right?

by James Lowe February 20, 2005

cock knocker

1.One who punches a man's balls

2. An evil villain in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

3. Also see Mark Hamill

APPLAUSE! Look kids! Its Mark Hamill!

by James Lowe August 4, 2005

cornelious

Chevy Chase's real name..

Chevy Chase's REAL name is Cornelious!?
...whoa...

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

Charger

The muscle car to own all muscle cars.

Engine: 426 Hemi
HP: 425
C.R.: 10.25:1
0-60: 4.8 sec

REVV REVV ZOOM ZOOM it goes bye bye before you can say Dodge

by James Lowe October 16, 2004