James Lowe's definitions

air taser

a long range taser that fires two wires that have prongs attached to them and shock its victim upon impact.

Me:Did you hear about that cop that saw a guy mugging that bitch?

Man: What happened?

Me: That bitch got air tasered.

by James Lowe December 23, 2004

NoSeX

1) Exactly what you will get if you own an NSX.. No SeX

2) A cheap, ripoff of a Ferrari that says "Poor man with rich tastes"

My NSX got smoked by that Camaro.. I aint getting NoSeX

by James Lowe January 28, 2008

black hole

They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole

by James Lowe December 22, 2007

Lil' Jon

The King of Crunkiness..The onlt rap artist that has rap that I'll actually listen to..This bitch is cool!

To the Windows!! TO THE WALLS!! TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS!!

by James Lowe May 7, 2004

my bawls r gawd

What the fuck do you think the definition means? My balls are god!

see represent yo shit 8)

OMFG MY bawls r gawd

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

american muscle

THE definition of what cars were and always will be in that era...and what cars should be today.

All hail the 1969 Dodge Charger R/T

Dude, did you see that '69 Charger R/T with that big-ass 426 Hemi? That shit puts out 425 horsepower

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

Computer

Computers help us get our daily dose of porn and free movies and games from Newgrounds

Without the computer we wouldnt be able to make video games like Halo, Half-Life or Voodoo Vince

by James Lowe November 1, 2004