James Lowe's definitions

Charger

The muscle car to own all muscle cars.

Engine: 426 Hemi
HP: 425
C.R.: 10.25:1
0-60: 4.8 sec

REVV REVV ZOOM ZOOM it goes bye bye before you can say Dodge

by James Lowe October 16, 2004

Orgasmo

A bad-ass comedy starring Trey Parker and Matt Stone...Trey Parker plays a mormon who gets a job as a porn star and meets Lightning Dave (Matt Stone) who is a fucked-up man who has the hots for Trey Parker

women: ORGASMO!!
Chodaboy: AND CHODABOY!
Jizzmasterzero: YOU WONT DEFEAT ME ORGASMO!

by James Lowe July 17, 2004

Street Racing Syndicate

The worst street racing game of all-time for the following reasons:

1. Namco should have left it to the dying 3DO

2. There is no "sensde of speed" as seen in NFSU

3. going over 120 MPH and sliding out for turning

4. Namco has NO knowledge of the street racing genre..and should have left it to Ea or Rockstar Games

5. This game is in poor quality, and could have been made in 5 days by a braindead labratory ape

6. even though this factor doesnt mean crap to people like me...the graphics are poor and dont even meet PS2 or Gamecube standards

Namco..you have no knowledge of street racing and therefore should have stayed out of EA's and Rockstar Game's business.

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

mud flaps

something fags call thier balls

a homo only has balls because it prevents getting shit all over the rest of thier body.

by James Lowe February 12, 2005

dick splash

A stupid fucking moron who hates English (Im english too, but oh well) and makes no fucking sense of what he thinks or says.

Seriously, who the FUCK thinks golf is better than sex, he must be a very lonely man.

Dick Splash can suck my dick until I come on his teeth

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

MC Hawking

Stephen Hawking is his ownage on. Raps like a motherfucker and definitley raps better than Eminem and all those other fuckers excluding Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz

Those dumb-ass bitches...every time I think of them my trigger finger itches

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

God

1) A poor excuse for people to believe in something

2) Do religious people SERIOUSLY believe there's an invisible man living in the clouds?

3) Poorly made religious figure

4) Something more unexplainable than UFO's and alien porn combined.

There is no God, there is only purgatory....Earth itself

by James Lowe December 17, 2004