greve and leave

When you attend a funeral of a loved one, you did not know well or attending a funeral and you have no reason to be there accept on behalf of a friend or your going as support.

I have a funeral but it's for my friends mom, I did not know her. However it's a greve and leave. I will be back by noon for the game.

by James Lowe February 11, 2005

8=D

Size of an asian.. litterally

teensy weensy little PP

by James Lowe July 15, 2008

flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

explosive diarrhea

A time when you shit so hard that it all comes out of your ass at once..most of the time leaving your ass more pooey than a whole roll of T.P. can handle

MOM!! I.....need more T.P.

by James Lowe June 04, 2004

George Carlin

The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!

They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!

by James Lowe May 07, 2004

Dodge

The Ultimate Car company, dominating the muscle era with the Hemi and Magnum engines.

The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)

Dodge: Rocks your world
Chevy: Rules your mom
Ford: Wants your grandma

by James Lowe October 24, 2004

explosive flatulence

a fart so loud and volatile that the stench you just made makes cow shit smell like roses

DUDE!! Whats up with your explosive flatule---(deathly gasp)

by James Lowe June 04, 2004