Firemans blanket

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.

if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.

by James October 01, 2004

bixen

(n.) variation of vixen but also a gay ass motherfucker with shitty computer

Bixen cannot believe his computer gets owned by an IMac.

by James June 30, 2003

mowd

When one eats or drinks at an insane rate of speed.

"Holy shit Kyle, you just mowd down that pizza."
"God damn Garett, you just mowd down that beer."
"Wow dude, you just mowd down that Chalupa."

by James May 26, 2006

Kim Jong Il

crazy dictator, just like george w. bush.

Kim Jong Il secretly likes George W Bush. Sexually.

by James February 24, 2005

motherduck

A polite variation of the word "motherfuck" which can be used in front of elderly relatives. Can be suffixed with er e.g. motherducker

Oh Granny! Your such a motherducker.

by James November 04, 2004

awooga

The default sound one makes upon finding a large, long tube of some sort, ie a poster tube, (in large cases) a carpet tube.

Pick up a tube, and shout "Awoooooooooooga!" down it very loud.

by James June 15, 2004

Canadia

Country north of United States. Canada is a slang for this word.

Canadia Canada?

by JAmes September 22, 2003