James's definitions

J-MO

Nickname of a popular WERS DJ for the show rockers. J-MO is characterized by his hippie lifestyle and lack of bathing. He has ridiculous hair that is impervious to rain, much like that of an African American, and loves Hunter S. Thompson. Also J-MO is an infamous misogynist, who when called as such believes people are complimenting him for being an excellent "Massage Artist"

Did you see that Beatrice, J-MO just asked me for a handjob!

by James April 25, 2004

eat shit

the act of putting a bit or chunk of feces in one's mouth, and then swallowing.

I am eating a piece of shit.

by James July 25, 2003

piss

Warm yellow substance ejected from the "pee hole" as kids so eloquently refer to it.Tasting is not recomended!

I have to Piss like a race horse!

by James April 23, 2003

crystal palace

In adams opinion the best team in the whole world. But adam is gay and palace are crap.

Palace are crap and adam is gay.

by James December 14, 2004

Grave robber

The opposite to robbing the cradle, Going out with someone that is older then you.

Hes going out wiht a chick thats 10 years older then him, what a grave robber

by James April 14, 2004

Bare

Used by Chavs, scalies, kevs etc.

Meaning: "an abundance of"

"Naaah, you are chattin' bare air"

by James March 31, 2004

118118

A number which UK residents can dial to be put through to an operator in India which has had 6 hours english training, in an attempt to find a telephone number for a named company/residence. Most often results in temper loss and incohorent screaming from both parties.

The NEW 192-Directory Enquiries. Live it. 118-118.

by James June 15, 2004