angelina jolie

Smart, Sexy, Talented Actress, Wild, Fun

Angelina Jolie is bisexual.

by James January 25, 2004

meningococcal muffins

muffins that are infected with meningococcal

i had a muffin and now i have meningococcal

by james August 24, 2003

spoo

I was always under the impression that the phrase came from the "Dilbert" comics. There's one where the workers decide to make up fake acronyms and terminology to confuse the boss; everyone does it convincingly until it gets to Dilbert's turn, at which point he ruins it all by saying "my spoo has too much fleem".

"My spoo has too much fleem"

(after the meeting)

"Hey, if I could lie convincingly I'd be in marketing."

by james July 15, 2004

interest

the cost of borrowing money.

"the interest on the national debt alone is abhorrent."

by James November 17, 2003

gripenfelter

1) One who triumphs despite unsurmountable odds.

2) One who does not understand the meaning of the word "impossible".

3) pioneer or explorer.

4) stubborn or confident

He's a Gripenfelter in his field.

He's like a Gripenfelter. Doesn't take no for an answer.

by James March 10, 2005

shawesome

When something terrible appears to be happening and you begin to say "shit"...then it turns out to be cool then you say "awesome" before you finish saying "shit"...therefore...sh-awesome

Arjun said shawesome when he dropped his plate and it flipped over and landed correctly.

by James January 03, 2005

lunk

Is used to describe a person or object that represents low demeanor or value. It can also be used to describe an unidentifyable object.

Goddamn that guy drives a Lunk car;
What the hell are you eating!? it looks like a Lunk or something!

by james August 11, 2004