Halford

the best metal singer ever!!!!!!

if you smell leather and a motor roarrrrrsss .........the sinner is near

by james December 09, 2003

stocker

Used at drag tracks mostly, Describes a car that looks "stock" (no moddifications done to the car, very plain, normal looking.) But is VERY fast.

a stock looking chevelle goes down the track and runs 195mph@9 secs

"WOW, That car is a stocker"
"Its a stocker"

by James May 13, 2005

disalude

in mad chaos, in confusion

The cops were disalude after they got shot at

by James October 15, 2004

one minute man

a guy that cums within or soon after one minute.

Tyler isn't a one minute man; he can go all night!
Ralph is a one minute man; he blew his load before I could tell we were even having sex.

by James October 04, 2003

burning rembrandt

On June 15th 1985, a Lithuanian man entered the Hermitage museum in Leningrad, and approached Rembrandt's 1636 painting "Danae". He slashed and stabbed at the ancient canvas twice, then tossed a bottle of sulfuric acid at it. This event is referenced in the phrase "a burning rebrandt". Though acid was used to burn this painting away, anything that burns in anyway may be remarked upon as being a burning rembrandt, or as burning like a rembrandt.

"My bacon was burnt like a rembrandt"
"That warehouse is burning like a rembrandt!"

by James February 22, 2005

dilzip

Commonly referd to as a "dick" or "asshole"

Man, Scott Doyle is such a dilzip

by James March 19, 2004

whoom

the act of telling a story, perferrably one about sex

james goes whoom when he tells a story

by james March 28, 2004