ImFakeStation

Some 20-year-old men who still live in their mother's basement and make 3 am videos because they don't have enough money to afford McDonald's.

Kid 1: OMG, did you hear about ImFakeStation?
Kid 2: Ugh, they make horrible videos.
Kid 1: Ikr? They probably have no life.

ImFakeStation: I can confirm that is true.

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

Chihuahua

Oversized rats that try to bite your legs off.

Chihuahua owners: Oh, BuT tHeY'rE sO sWeEt!!!!
Me: I don't like you at all.

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

PlasmaMasterDon

The guy who promises to give you free candy if you go inside his van.

PlasmaMasterDon: I want to do a cover of the sex offender shuffle.

The FBI: I don't think so, buster!!!

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022