JakeTheDictionary's definitions

School Food

Food that makes food at home look gourmet.

Son: Can we have McDonald's?
Mom: We have school food.
Son: I'd rather have food at home.

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.

Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.

by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022

Dyknow

A cancerous extension used by teachers to violate student privacy.

Students: I hate Dyknow.

Teachers: Too bad, so sad.

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022