Definitions by Jake The Doggo

fake lgbt 

Someone (usually a youth) who is still figuring themselves out so they claim they are a sexuality or a gender when really it's just a phase or they want to be cool/different. Because of many people doing this it is making the lgbt community seem like a joke and that is unfair for actual lgbt people. A way to tell if someone is a fake lgbt is 1. intuition 2.they talk non-stop about themselves being lgbt when it shouldn't matter and no one cares 3. they are already a fake person 4. it's pretty obvious 5. when asked their personality they say they're lgbt

Person 1: What is your personality like?
Person 2: Well I am bisexual and genderfluid! :D
Person 1: I never asked that...you just proved to me you're just a fake lgbt

fake lgbt by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Linda 

a name you use when refering to a funny,derpy,quirky,dorky female. someone who usually makes a fool of themselves just to make others laugh or smile

1. dude shes so funny Im gonna pee!!
2. shes such a Linda

Linda by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Billy 

Billy is always there to count on when the going gets tough. Billy is either a little loyal kid or a loyal pot head and they both are amazing people, Billy the kid knows how to get you out of tight situations and Billy the pot head has all the pot you will ever need if you ever need time to be mellow. Billy will always have your back.

1. OH NO! HOW WILL WE EVER GET OUT OF JAIL!?
2. Don't worry! My boy Billy will get us out! He has our backs no matter what!

Billy by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Karen 

A woman who is very strict yet very sexy. She is very tall and has gorgeous hair. She will steal your heart in a matter of seconds with her charming smile and intelligence.

1. wow man...I think I just saw a Karen

Karen by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Angelo

a hipster that you find that plays the ukelele all the time, they usually have dreads and listen to Twenty One Pilots and Halsey. They are that kid that just randomly say deep quotes without actually knowing what it means but it goes along with the situation. They are usually Swedish Columbian who eats a lot of Funyuns.

1. We are only mirrors of others
2. dude you're such an Angelo

Angelo by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Amber 

a girl who thinks she's so cool and rebellious, she is often calling others names such as "Pussy" and "slut". She is super mean to others for no real paticular reason at all. She always wears skimpy clothing and will try steal your man even though she deserves someone as low as her. She also judges people for being fake even though she is fake.

1. why is she so mean for no reason?!
2. shes for sure an Amber

Amber by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Drying Paint 

something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with

1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint

Drying Paint by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016