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Definitions by Jake The Doggo

Did you just assume my gender? 

Something the wannabe lgbt kids won't stop saying or used by jokers. A popular saying that is making the lgbt community seem like a joke all because of wannabe lgbt youth.
1. Hey dude
2. DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!
1. Bruhhh, this has to STOP

Fake Tumblr Girl 

a fake Tumblr girl or should I say female because most of them will get angry that you assumed their gender. They are those girls who always wear flannel, chockers, skinny jeans and usually have pixie cuts and/or dyed hair. They never stop talking about bands especially Twenty One Pilots, Fall Out Boy, and Panic! At The Disco and sometimes but not really anymore My Chemical Romance. They also never stop talking about how they are bisexual/lesbian/pansexual or genderfluid/a boy even if everyone else knows its a huge phase and it's actually ruining the lgbt community. They usually say "I'm so emo" whether its a joke or they actually believe themselves when really they're not and they're just a wannabe. They usually act deep without actually genuinley being deep, they also are like hipsters with posting auesthetic type pictures. They will most of the times claim they have a disorder like OCD, depression, anxiety disorder etc. when really they don't and it insults people with actual disorders. They are also overly obsessive with Steven Universe and Undertale. They think they're so cute when really they're super fake and it makes girls that look like them look bad when they're not fake at all.
Man this school has so many fake tumblr girls
Fake Tumblr Girl by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
Billy is always there to count on when the going gets tough. Billy is either a little loyal kid or a loyal pot head and they both are amazing people, Billy the kid knows how to get you out of tight situations and Billy the pot head has all the pot you will ever need if you ever need time to be mellow. Billy will always have your back.
1. OH NO! HOW WILL WE EVER GET OUT OF JAIL!?
2. Don't worry! My boy Billy will get us out! He has our backs no matter what!
Billy by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
a hipster that you find that plays the ukelele all the time, they usually have dreads and listen to Twenty One Pilots and Halsey. They are that kid that just randomly say deep quotes without actually knowing what it means but it goes along with the situation. They are usually Swedish Columbian who eats a lot of Funyuns.
1. We are only mirrors of others
2. dude you're such an Angelo
Angelo by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
a name you use when refering to a funny,derpy,quirky,dorky female. someone who usually makes a fool of themselves just to make others laugh or smile
1. dude shes so funny Im gonna pee!!
2. shes such a Linda
Linda by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
a girl who thinks she's so cool and rebellious, she is often calling others names such as "Pussy" and "slut". She is super mean to others for no real paticular reason at all. She always wears skimpy clothing and will try steal your man even though she deserves someone as low as her. She also judges people for being fake even though she is fake.
1. why is she so mean for no reason?!
2. shes for sure an Amber
Amber by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
A woman who is very strict yet very sexy. She is very tall and has gorgeous hair. She will steal your heart in a matter of seconds with her charming smile and intelligence.
1. wow man...I think I just saw a Karen
Karen by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016