Jake The Doggo's definitions

Timmy

that quiet kid that always gets left behind especially in dangerous situations

OH SHIT! WE FORGOT TIMMY!!

by Jake The Doggo October 26, 2016

Angelo

a hipster that you find that plays the ukelele all the time, they usually have dreads and listen to Twenty One Pilots and Halsey. They are that kid that just randomly say deep quotes without actually knowing what it means but it goes along with the situation. They are usually Swedish Columbian who eats a lot of Funyuns.

1. We are only mirrors of others
2. dude you're such an Angelo

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Amber

a girl who thinks she's so cool and rebellious, she is often calling others names such as "Pussy" and "slut". She is super mean to others for no real paticular reason at all. She always wears skimpy clothing and will try steal your man even though she deserves someone as low as her. She also judges people for being fake even though she is fake.

1. why is she so mean for no reason?!
2. shes for sure an Amber

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Slut

It can mean many things but for this one it means someone under 18 that got someone or got pregnant. The younger you are the more of a slut you are. It goes for both males and females.

1. Did you hear Amber got pregnant?
2. Isn't she just 14?? What a slut! smh

1. Did you hear Jase got some girl pregnant?
2. Isn't he just 14??? What a slut! smh

by Jake The Doggo November 2, 2016

Drying Paint

something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with

1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

fake lgbt

Someone (usually a youth) who is still figuring themselves out so they claim they are a sexuality or a gender when really it's just a phase or they want to be cool/different. Because of many people doing this it is making the lgbt community seem like a joke and that is unfair for actual lgbt people. A way to tell if someone is a fake lgbt is 1. intuition 2.they talk non-stop about themselves being lgbt when it shouldn't matter and no one cares 3. they are already a fake person 4. it's pretty obvious 5. when asked their personality they say they're lgbt

Person 1: What is your personality like?
Person 2: Well I am bisexual and genderfluid! :D
Person 1: I never asked that...you just proved to me you're just a fake lgbt

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Slut.

It can mean many things but this one means people have sex WAY under 18. It's used for both males and females. The younger someone is the more of a slut they are

1. did you hear that Emily and Jordan had sex?
2. Aren't they only 14??? What a bunch of slut.!!! smh

by Jake The Doggo November 2, 2016