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Someone (usually a youth) who is still figuring themselves out so they claim they are a sexuality or a gender when really it's just a phase or they want to be cool/different. Because of many people doing this it is making the lgbt community seem like a joke and that is unfair for actual lgbt people. A way to tell if someone is a fake lgbt is 1. intuition 2.they talk non-stop about themselves being lgbt when it shouldn't matter and no one cares 3. they are already a fake person 4. it's pretty obvious 5. when asked their personality they say they're lgbt
Person 1: What is your personality like?
Person 2: Well I am bisexual and genderfluid! :D
Person 1: I never asked that...you just proved to me you're just a fake lgbt
Person 2: Well I am bisexual and genderfluid! :D
Person 1: I never asked that...you just proved to me you're just a fake lgbt
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
Get the fake lgbt mug.Something the wannabe lgbt kids won't stop saying or used by jokers. A popular saying that is making the lgbt community seem like a joke all because of wannabe lgbt youth.
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
Get the Did you just assume my gender? mug.a fake Tumblr girl or should I say female because most of them will get angry that you assumed their gender. They are those girls who always wear flannel, chockers, skinny jeans and usually have pixie cuts and/or dyed hair. They never stop talking about bands especially Twenty One Pilots, Fall Out Boy, and Panic! At The Disco and sometimes but not really anymore My Chemical Romance. They also never stop talking about how they are bisexual/lesbian/pansexual or genderfluid/a boy even if everyone else knows its a huge phase and it's actually ruining the lgbt community. They usually say "I'm so emo" whether its a joke or they actually believe themselves when really they're not and they're just a wannabe. They usually act deep without actually genuinley being deep, they also are like hipsters with posting auesthetic type pictures. They will most of the times claim they have a disorder like OCD, depression, anxiety disorder etc. when really they don't and it insults people with actual disorders. They are also overly obsessive with Steven Universe and Undertale. They think they're so cute when really they're super fake and it makes girls that look like them look bad when they're not fake at all.
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
Get the Fake Tumblr Girl mug.Billy is always there to count on when the going gets tough. Billy is either a little loyal kid or a loyal pot head and they both are amazing people, Billy the kid knows how to get you out of tight situations and Billy the pot head has all the pot you will ever need if you ever need time to be mellow. Billy will always have your back.
1. OH NO! HOW WILL WE EVER GET OUT OF JAIL!?
2. Don't worry! My boy Billy will get us out! He has our backs no matter what!
2. Don't worry! My boy Billy will get us out! He has our backs no matter what!
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
Get the Billy mug.a hipster that you find that plays the ukelele all the time, they usually have dreads and listen to Twenty One Pilots and Halsey. They are that kid that just randomly say deep quotes without actually knowing what it means but it goes along with the situation. They are usually Swedish Columbian who eats a lot of Funyuns.
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
Get the Angelo mug.a name you use when refering to a funny,derpy,quirky,dorky female. someone who usually makes a fool of themselves just to make others laugh or smile
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
Get the Linda mug.a girl who thinks she's so cool and rebellious, she is often calling others names such as "Pussy" and "slut". She is super mean to others for no real paticular reason at all. She always wears skimpy clothing and will try steal your man even though she deserves someone as low as her. She also judges people for being fake even though she is fake.
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
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