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imelda marcos

(proper noun) disparaging name you call someone obsessed with their shoes. Wife of Phillipine dictator living in disgusting opulence off the back of her people in a very poor region.
OK, 'Imelda Marcos', I don't think you need those $800 sandals when you're borrowing to pay your rent.
by Jake March 26, 2004
mugGet the imelda marcosmug.

woobsie

Will's mum: 'Love you Woobsie!'
Will: 'Love you mummy!'
by Jake November 18, 2004
mugGet the woobsiemug.

Bofadoze

noun: indicating the presence of 2 objects
What colors does this sweater come in?
Blue and green. OK, give me bofadoze in a large
by Jake December 24, 2004
mugGet the Bofadozemug.

tight

1. close
2. pussy that grips you, is hard to get into
3. stylish
4. scrooge-like
1. Ken & I have been tight since we were public school (together).
2. Her pussy was so tight when I first tapped her that I had trouble getting an inch and a half into her. She was real tight for the first 2 or 3 dozen times.Even now after 5 years she grips me tight.
3. Did you see his ride ?! it was tight.
4. My mom's so tight she won't give me five dollars.Must be the Scot in her.
by Jake February 20, 2004
mugGet the tightmug.

homonymphonecropyrophiliac

a gay person who likes to have sex with dead animals while there on fire
sissi like to be a homonymphonecropyrophiliac, but she is only half gay
by jake December 3, 2004
mugGet the homonymphonecropyrophiliacmug.

Pucky Fucky

What hockey guys do after their games. Ass fuck eachother. Who doesn't like it up the ass after a hard game?
Corey and Kris lost their game, they were still happy because they looked forward to Pucky Fucky in the shower.
by Jake January 8, 2005
mugGet the Pucky Fuckymug.

Helicockter

The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.
Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.
by Jake March 5, 2005
mugGet the Helicocktermug.

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