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cabin boy

the cabin boy, the cabin boy, the nasty little nipper; he filled his ass with broken glass and circumsized the skipper.

Seriously, its a boyish looking deck bunny or rudder slut that you take sailing with you, too unattractive to allow naked on the foredeck but useful for cabin duties (cooking,washing up etc) and once she has her clothes off when the sun's almost down you feel you can pity fuck her somehow, some way.Usually has excess snatch hair and a shock of black arse hair out the back. May have hair round her nipples, maybe a slight moustache, but sucks cock very well and is always eager to fuck
Denise is my favourite cabin boy on long cruises
by Jake February 3, 2004
mugGet the cabin boymug.

religion

religion is the opium of the masses

-Karl Marx

I'm not a communist but religion is stupid . It is there to explain what cannot be explained, (until now), science trumps religion in every count. How can your faith be any more correct that one of any of the other hundreds of
religions in the world?
religion is stupid because it is based on faith
by Jake March 31, 2004
mugGet the religionmug.

steamroll

the process in which one roll across the floor, over other people. usually done to people lying down, or sleeping people to surprise them. may be taken to the extreme with sweet-rolling (see sweet-roll)
Rick: haha! I steamrolled Nathan's fuckin gay ass and woke him up.

Larry: hah! what a bitch! Let's rape him!
by JakE October 22, 2006
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sboog

A crappy idea or plan that would never work.
"That's the stupidest sboog i have ever heard!
by jAkE February 9, 2005
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moto

the act or ability of being a cracker-jap, usually associated with being gay and loving to get hit in the sack repeadedly.
damn, man, why you being so moto?
by jake July 19, 2004
mugGet the motomug.

appraisersuckup

a real estate appraiser who gives in to client pressure to appraise a property for a predetermined amount.
by Jake November 8, 2003
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mauway

"I'm gonna be huttin mauway tanockle
by Jake January 6, 2005
mugGet the mauwaymug.

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