bogart

to refuse to share, especially as referring to mary jane.

Now that the RIAA is suin all us good customers, Ima have to be a bogart with my tunes.

by Jake September 22, 2003

Pony Crank

When You see someting SOOOOO horrable you are just paralized.

I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.

When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.

by Jake June 27, 2004

Bleeding Anus

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.

My anus wont stop bleeding!

by jake June 10, 2004

triple donkey combo

a combination of donkey hits performed in an orderly fashion of donkey kick, donkey jab, and a donkey punch to complete the sequence. this must be performed in this exact order or the combo will not be successful. bonus if listening to "get low" while doing this (donkey anthem).

i took this slut home last night from the bar and she was being kinda bitchy when i was fucking her so i pulled a triple donkey combo to shutup her up.

by jake November 30, 2003

goose

1)To grab someone's butt check(s) with all 4 fingers and thumb of one hand as if by the beak of a goose. Element of surprise very important.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.

I goosed my brother as we came up the stairs outta the Tube.

I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.

Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.

by Jake February 03, 2004

mudbutt

Explosive diarrhea from "Chappelle's Show." First on the skit, "First black man to use white toilet"

"I had gone out to buy a roast beef sandwich from a boy who used to sell them up front. A little bit later, I could feel a bubblin'. Little did I know, that roast beef sandwich would change my life."

by Jake March 24, 2005

poke

What my mom tells me not to be doing to any girls at the age of 15.

"Now Jake don't go around poking any girls"

by Jake May 02, 2004