cron diesel

A word used to describe anything that at any particular point in time needs to be givin' props.

"Yo' deez taco's are the cron diesel son."

by Jake July 02, 2005

salvo

a simultaneous discharge of artillery or other guns in a battle.

salvo the men! we're ready for battle

by Jake January 01, 2004

Joe B Special

When your roommate is asleep on his top bunk, proceed to come in with your lover and have passionate, rough butt sex with her. You pull out too fast and she shoots poo all over your chest. You are so disgusted by the fact that she pooped on you that you puke all over her back. She is, in turn, disgusted at what you have just done that she turns to yell at you and returns the puking favor. Your roommate is laughing so hard on his bed that he falls off and breaks his arm. you and your lover must take him, covered in poop, vomit, and semen, to the hospital for his injury.

You walk into McDonalds and say to the counterworker, "I would like teh Joe B Special, please".

by Jake March 05, 2005

belly bulge

(noun) the curve of a woman's belly from just below her navel to just above her pubic hair

Nancii has a very attractive belly bulge, I get a boner as soon as I see her pull her pants down 3"

by Jake January 13, 2004

up

(adjective) hard or erect

as soon as she dropped her underpants, I was up.

by Jake January 16, 2004

manurize

v. - to do something manual, involving the hands

"I saw you manurizin'
Cuz you were fantasizin'"
-"Like You Don't Love Me" by Janet Jackson (2004)

by Jake March 25, 2004

grow a set

sarcastic comment, insult; implies "grow a set of breasts" or "grow a set of balls";hurled at someone past puberty but implies they have not grown intellectually or physically

Garth, grow a set or get lost, this is a man's game.

Sarah, grow a set, either take off your clothes or go home.

by Jake March 02, 2004