n00bing

One word- "camping"

Pick any sniper. Any. They n00b mucho times.

by Jake May 7, 2004

thermostat

the thingy on the wall that controls the temperature of the room. Of course, it will always be too hot or too cold.

The cunt said "its too hot" so I turned the thermostat down and an hour later she's complaining its "too cold in here". So I undressed her and warmed her up in bed.

by Jake February 3, 2004

foul

The filthiest of the filthy. Foul refers to the smell of a filthy bitch / slut / skank-ass slut / or filth-a-ka-bob. This is the nastiest of the nasty of reeks.

Shut your legs, you're making this room smell foul you slut!

by Jake July 6, 2004

t-bone

to hit a car in the side

i lost control on black ice and t-boned his SUV

by Jake March 7, 2004

tapped

(1) to gain access to something

(2) to have sexual relations with a female

(3) an untapped resource is a female who hasnt been with a man yet (a.k.a. a virgin) or a quiet girl with a lot of potential that not many people rate or notice

(1) We tapped the second keg of beer just before 9 pm.

(2) I tapped her on our second date.

(3) That new girl in my tutorial is an untapped resource, everyone thinks she's a nerd.....but I just know it can be tapped!

by Jake February 17, 2004

triple donkey combo

a combination of donkey hits performed in an orderly fashion of donkey kick, donkey jab, and a donkey punch to complete the sequence. this must be performed in this exact order or the combo will not be successful. bonus if listening to "get low" while doing this (donkey anthem).

i took this slut home last night from the bar and she was being kinda bitchy when i was fucking her so i pulled a triple donkey combo to shutup her up.

by jake November 30, 2003

bogart

to refuse to share, especially as referring to mary jane.

Now that the RIAA is suin all us good customers, Ima have to be a bogart with my tunes.

by Jake September 22, 2003