the liberator

a wedge-shaped, stiff pillow designed, to make sex positions more comfortable

Since we got The Liberator sex has been more fun and less work.

by Jake March 23, 2004

bome

A word used by a retarted Davison High School student who couldn't spell bomb.

"There is a bome in the building"

by Jake March 24, 2005

Wet Season

The presence/appearance of (usually a crowd of) sexy/fit/horny ladies. Also what you would exclaim when pointing them out to a friend.

By Jove Mr. Pooley, is it wet season again already?

by Jake July 21, 2003

numa numa dance

The newest Internet celebraty, in the same vein as Bubb Rubb and Star Wars Kid.

A chubby teenager sings and dances to "Numa Numa," a techno song by a Romanian boy band O-Zone. The "Numa Numa Dance" peaked in early 2005.

Myahe, Myaha, Myaha HA HA
Allo? Salut.

by Jake February 28, 2005

ass load

More than a shitload, but less then a butt load

I have an ass load of work to do.
At least it ain't a butt load!

by Jake October 27, 2003

blacktops

Sparks plus. 7.0% ALC/VOL instead of 6.0% or 6.6%. Obvious because of their black tops instead of the normal orange.

The greatest drink ever, crack in can.

Damn they only have that nasty Tilt crap here, let's drive down the road to 7-11 and see if they have any blacktops.

by Jake June 18, 2006

nekromonger

an ugly ass gurl that thinx she loox good..

avril lavigne is a fukin nekromonger

by jake August 19, 2004