Jake 's definitions

maupin

Totally fashion core, with a very homosexual twist.

omg, that kid is dressed sooo maupin.

by jake February 4, 2005

strider

The grease between your legs after you go for a run.

Ah crap, need to shower, this shit smells

by jake May 4, 2004

morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.

I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.

by Jake January 20, 2004

caltrop

1. A four sided die (d4) popular in role-playing games like Dungeons & Dragons.

"Ouch, Tom. Put your caltrop back into your dice bag..."

by Jake February 6, 2005

queerfag

the word queer and faget (or faggot) fused together. What more could you ask for?

Corrodo likes Shakira, what a queerfag

by Jake May 9, 2003

My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick

damn that person looks like my mom

by jake April 6, 2003

well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

by Jake March 19, 2004