winkie

noun;a person of diminished mental capacity

He's normal but his twin brother's a winkie, he was born second and was oxygen-deprived

by Jake February 17, 2004

pulling my pudding

masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one's penis until one ejaculates cum

I lay on my bed, fantasizing about Nancii being naked with me, and pulling my pudding.

by Jake February 17, 2004

Taking One for the Team

When you and your friends have just smoked a delious bowl and your glass piece is clogged with weed, making it impossible to take a monster rip and someone decides to make a stand and unclog the piece. They do so by sucking in as violently as possible sucking in any buds that may be clogging your inhaling mechanism. He then makes a face of disgust and opens his mouth and shows his tongue. His tongue is covered in ash. He has sacraficed himself in order for the smoking session to run faster and more effiecent.

-"Dude, whats going on, I barely got anything off that hit"
-"I was afraid of this."
-"Afraid of what?"
_"I must 'Take one for the team'"
-"You brave little soldier"

by Jake September 22, 2004

mx6

fast looking mazda built on 626 platform, overpriced and overated modification of one of mazdas leading family sedans

i have poor taste so i boutght an mx6

by jake December 8, 2003

tree tree

the most wonderful female in the world...

i love my tree tree more than words can describe

by jake December 9, 2003

cut one from the herd

select a chick from the crowd (or her group of friends)and move in on her

"I'm goin' after the short thin blonde, Rick, its your turn to fall on the grenade and get her whalefuck friend outta the picture."

by Jake April 2, 2004

akaz

allie kazarian is so fine and shes asian

Shes akaz!

by jake January 6, 2004