in males, after ejaculation, the leakage that occurs in the underwear after putting clothes back on.
by Jake November 08, 2003
by Jake July 17, 2003
"I need to harch the fuck out of it."
by Jake January 06, 2005
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
Highest score on a rating system for females, originally popularized by the Bo Derek movie "Ten" in which she really IS a TEN (now, she's slipped to a 9-1/2). TEN=top-quality,TEN is the highest and ZERO is the lowest. This scale can rate anything but women are the most popular use of it.
Susan Sarandon is a ten.
Sharon Stone is a 10.
Elizabeth Shue is an eleven (overdrive !)
Janet Jackson is a 4.
I have known trolls and coyote ugly girls who were 1's, 2's, and even 3's.
Sharon Stone is a 10.
Elizabeth Shue is an eleven (overdrive !)
Janet Jackson is a 4.
I have known trolls and coyote ugly girls who were 1's, 2's, and even 3's.
by Jake March 09, 2004
by Jake March 24, 2004
One who runs around completely naked through a chicken coop, punching, and raping all the animals inside. Usually done by drunken hillbillies, occasionally done as a dare.
by JakE May 24, 2007