A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the "mother figure" that some girls become.
"Why is he going out with her? She's broken, and a little crazy."
"The fool's just being a White Knight."
"The fool's just being a White Knight."
by Jake November 3, 2004
Get the White Knightmug. by Jake February 27, 2004
Get the lentmug. An Anglican festival where you give up everything enjoyable in your life for a few weeks. Its supposed to make you a better person.
This year, for Lent, I gave up liquor at lunch, sex, erotic novels, surfing porn sites, dating, and dessert.
by Jake February 27, 2004
Get the lentmug. when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut
"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."
by Jake March 26, 2004
Get the surprise jellyrollmug. Liquid poop that burns like Hell when it comes out of your ass.
The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell or KFC.
Rhymes with RIAA.
The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell or KFC.
Rhymes with RIAA.
Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my underwear.
by Jake February 26, 2003
Get the diarrheamug. typically 11 pm- 7 am or 12 midnight 'til 8. The infidelity shift. The time when most MILFs get a different bed companion.
by Jake March 5, 2004
Get the night shiftmug. by jake April 24, 2005
Get the v265mug.