boobage

a reference to the volume, bounce, and cleavage of a set of breasts

Denise lacked the proper boobage for that dress.

Nancy's boobage is the very finest I've ever seen.

by Jake February 02, 2004

warthog dummy trick

A glitch in the game Halo in which someone appears to be in a vehicle and realyy isnt. Usually used by players who are losing in games like capture the flag, etc.

"No wonder they grabbed the flag so fast, those noobs were using the Warthog dummy trick."

by Jake May 13, 2005

piracy

The best thing ever to happen to the music/software industry. The customer's way of telling the corporate whore fatcats that they're charging us too much for low-quality shit.

RIAA should just ralize it's hopeless to stop piracy as long as it supports shitty, no-talent MTV karaoke lipsynchers like NSYNC.

by Jake February 23, 2003

fuck toy

A female used only for sexual ends. Demeaning.

She's a fuck toy, she'll let me do anything I want to her, at anytime.

by Jake February 03, 2004

puff

(verb) to fart

She was embarrassed, she puffed while we were making love.

by Jake January 14, 2004

BJ

abbreviation of blow job or blowjob. Occurs when a female puts a man's penis into her mouth and sucks on it while tonguing the head. Apparently very popular among young teens, equivalent to kissing.

I don't think I will ever give a BJ... but I heard my best friend did it in the car while her boyfriend was driving.

Nancii gave me the best bj I've ever had.

by Jake March 23, 2004

gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of other people's farts.

by Jake November 08, 2003