Jake 's definitions

unwritten law

Unwritten Law is one of the best bands out there

Unwritten Law are one of the few non-label whore bands

Are you going to the Unwritten Law concert?

by Jake December 19, 2003

the nick

(noun) British reference meaning "jail"

Tell me what went on, or you'll be spending tonight in the nick!

by Jake February 20, 2004

stroke

the action of placing your index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and moving the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation leading ultimately to orgasm & ejaculation

she stroked me until I came as I was licking her pussy

by Jake March 15, 2004

im high as a motherfucker

im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly

john sed"im high as a motherfucker"

by jake June 17, 2006

arousal

to feel a certain special tension in one's sexual parts

Arousal began to overtake me like a wave.

by Jake March 7, 2004

fistula

a fistula is any type of necrotic hole from one thing to another on the body. Like a bladder to anal fistula, or vaginal to anal. Each more disgusting than the last.

Jesus, that guy had a fistula so bad, that whenever he tried to have sex, he shat out his dick.

by Jake April 21, 2004

ryme

u have to b bored as hell to do

carol and jordan like to ryme on saturday night cuz they have no lives

by jake November 1, 2003