religion

religion is the opium of the masses

-Karl Marx

I'm not a communist but religion is stupid . It is there to explain what cannot be explained, (until now), science trumps religion in every count. How can your faith be any more correct that one of any of the other hundreds of
religions in the world?

religion is stupid because it is based on faith

by Jake March 31, 2004

gangstaliscious

highly respected clothes , hair , shoes,
style etc...

"Man, jake's outfit is soooo gangstaliscious"!!!!!!

by jake May 13, 2005

man-slut

Also known as pimp, man who has many girlfriends (bitches) in a short period of time.

Jake is a man slut, he can't keep a chick more than a couple days!

by Jake November 6, 2004

The Spocker

Also known as The Dominator I guess. It's like the shocker but with two in the stink.

Damn that brutha's brave, he's giving that nasty girl the spocker

by Jake August 2, 2004

miniben

A term given to rather annoying males who insist on telling you about every problem in their lifes in the mistaken belief that you actually care.
Also given to someone who uses "WTF?" and "OMG!" for totally inapropriate things.

Me: I like to play pool.
Miniben: OMG WTF?
Me: what?
Miniben: I have a friend who plays pool as well!

by Jake April 24, 2005

minger

Not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a fishy cunt or skid marks on her underwear and her arse really stinks if you go to mount her doggy-style. She is also sexually promiscuous - a person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases. Her victims are always extremely horrified when they wake up the next morning. A somewhat crude term, the phrase is only usually used by people who are common, of low intellect or mingers themselves.Word comes from northern England and from Scotland.

Dave woke up hungover.Two-thirds of the bed contained a sweaty mound of stinky minger with unshaven armpits and huge bush. His genitals itched terribly.

by Jake January 20, 2004

magic wand

the Hitachi Magic Wand is a clitoral stimulation vibrator that plugs in (no batteries, good for the environment, and you won't run out of power at the critical moment !)Mentioned on "Sex in the City" and known as "The Cadillac of Vibrators", this is perhaps the world's most popular vibrator.Its strong vibration makes it an unfailing friend in masturbation, and its symmetrical shape makes it a natural for partnered, face-to-face fun.For women who are looking for their first orgasm, the electric vibrations will awaken a slumbering clitoris very effectively. The Wand provides strong, steady stimulation.It's a must for postmenopausal women who are beginning to lose interest in sex.Two speeds, spongy head (about the size of a tennis ball)
Size: 12" long, the head is 2 1/2" in diameter.

After a 12-hr shift she liked to crawl into a warm bed with her magic wand resting on her snatch.

by Jake February 26, 2004