Jake 's definitions

mercy mission

going out in response to a booty call from a fat woman

"I'm on a mercy mission, Fat Wanda just gave me a booty call, she's so horny she can't sleep, and needs some relief in the form of an injection from me."

by Jake March 23, 2004

cum slinger

a guy who throws his cum around

That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift

by Jake March 5, 2004

ying bender

in the dumb cartoon network show "avatar" there are "benders" which are people who master an element. such as a fire or water bender. a YING bender is one who has mastered the technique of YINGing people.

see, ying

avatar- "im an air bender!"

me- "fuck you kid. im a YING bender! tremble before my great power!"

avatar- "ahhhhhhh!!"

by jAkE September 6, 2005

kiss

when a man and a woman put their lips together and feel the most-wonderful bliss

from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.....

Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."

by Jake March 20, 2004

Slater Dump

Inspiration inspired from AC Slater from saved by the bell sitting backwards on his chair at the restaurant and in class. A Slater Dump is when you turn around and have the bowl between your legs. The beauty is being able to cross your arms and rest on the back of the toilet, or even place an espresso on it.

I took the nicest Slater Dump today at work, got about 20 minutes shut eye too.

by Jake November 22, 2004

hmmmmm

hmmmmm- evilness

hmmmmm jenny is eveil, maybe to eveil

by jake April 12, 2003

one beer wonder

If a person drinks one beer or just a little alcohole, and there already drunk and/or stmboling around singing and shit.

After one beer Jeff was aready singing The Star Spanger Banner in the middle of the street. Tha nigga is a one beer wonder

by Jake September 21, 2004