Jake 's definitions

Taking One for the Team

When you and your friends have just smoked a delious bowl and your glass piece is clogged with weed, making it impossible to take a monster rip and someone decides to make a stand and unclog the piece. They do so by sucking in as violently as possible sucking in any buds that may be clogging your inhaling mechanism. He then makes a face of disgust and opens his mouth and shows his tongue. His tongue is covered in ash. He has sacraficed himself in order for the smoking session to run faster and more effiecent.

-"Dude, whats going on, I barely got anything off that hit"
-"I was afraid of this."
-"Afraid of what?"
_"I must 'Take one for the team'"
-"You brave little soldier"

by Jake September 22, 2004

roli

scummy, dirty, filthy, anythign that has to do with not being clean

hes as dirty as roli

by jake September 27, 2004

alien masterbation

sticking a dry finger in an ear.

She alien masterbated her boyfriend.

by jake March 5, 2005

gangstaliscious

highly respected clothes , hair , shoes,
style etc...

"Man, jake's outfit is soooo gangstaliscious"!!!!!!

by jake May 13, 2005

MujaPandaMan

Muja comes from the Panda word meaning "Stick your slong in my bong" It is used only by the 6'5" white kid leaving in Michigan and stands for "I wanna bang your bong with my slong"

"Gurl did you see the MujaPandaMan?"
"YEAH! He was in a gang bang last night, he srewed his girlfriend and her 3 other friends"
"Damnn thats strait up trippin!!"

by jake May 13, 2005

frohawk

The European style "mohawk" with long shaggy hair.

Bobbys frohawk makes him look like a gay.

by Jake May 13, 2005

goths

like a greb, a person who does not fit into normal, social society and feels the need to stand out as much as possible to gain attention, although the attention they get usually contains the words fuck and off. need a shower and the lads where make up (wots that all about u fags)

oi u ponse u look like lilly savage with all that make up on

by jake May 13, 2005