Jake 's definitions

shave

Something every woman on the planet needs to do to their snatch if they expect any self respecting man to tongue it.Should start at about age 11 for the sake of cleanliness and be mandatory by age 16 for sex.

That bitch had one hairy ass cooter, someone otta buy her a razor so she can shave that bush before someone gets lost.If its good enough for the Arab women and the Muslim women, it shud be good enough for American chicks.Even trolls do it most times.

by Jake February 1, 2004

Joe B Special

When your roommate is asleep on his top bunk, proceed to come in with your lover and have passionate, rough butt sex with her. You pull out too fast and she shoots poo all over your chest. You are so disgusted by the fact that she pooped on you that you puke all over her back. She is, in turn, disgusted at what you have just done that she turns to yell at you and returns the puking favor. Your roommate is laughing so hard on his bed that he falls off and breaks his arm. you and your lover must take him, covered in poop, vomit, and semen, to the hospital for his injury.

You walk into McDonalds and say to the counterworker, "I would like teh Joe B Special, please".

by Jake March 5, 2005

cron diesel

A word used to describe anything that at any particular point in time needs to be givin' props.

"Yo' deez taco's are the cron diesel son."

by Jake July 2, 2005

lugged

getting drunk; derived from the language Jag

"Let's get lugged and go drive around!"

by Jake January 6, 2005

sand reggin

a person of Middle eastern descent that is hostile; derived from the language Jag.

"Quick George, the sand reggin is getting away!"

by Jake January 10, 2005

ref

A Cuban person, that most likely came swimmin to the stats.

Dude, that ref is really annoying.

by jake April 17, 2005

fedi

Tha hook-up!; the scoop; a link;

I gotcha fedi my nig!

by Jake November 22, 2003