Jake 's definitions

morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.

I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.

by Jake January 20, 2004

maupin

Totally fashion core, with a very homosexual twist.

omg, that kid is dressed sooo maupin.

by jake February 4, 2005

Freedom Tickling

Politically sensitive term to reference the actions of US and coalition troops at Abu Ghraib prison.

"Our troops did not torture those prisoners. The simply engaged them in a game of freedom tickling." - Donald Rumsfeld

by Jake July 2, 2004

Kickoff, the

First hit off of a blunt, joint, bowl or bong.

Its time for the kickoff.

by Jake May 21, 2004

cum depository

(noun) disparaging reference to a woman who sleeps around and readily accepts penetration sex without protection

Mona has fucked most of the guys in the office, she's just a cum depository.

by Jake March 24, 2004

drop it like it's hot

Taking a big dump; pooping

Is there a toilet around? I gotta drop it like its hot

by Jake January 3, 2005

green Trojan

a LARGE lubricated condom

(she) when he came at me wearing a green Trojan I knew he was gonna stretch me.
(he) since I started using green Trojans with a couple of drops of lube in the tip I hardly know I've got a condom on.

(these slip off lesser men; if you don't really NEED a LARGE, then don't rely on this for birthcontrol. She'll probably find it in her underwear the next day.)

by Jake February 20, 2004