Jake 's definitions

luggage loop

when a guy or someone with a penis, usually a homosexual, sticks his own penis into his asshole, creating a "loop with his luggage".

That gay guy showed me his luggage loop.

by Jake March 1, 2005

numa numa dance

The newest Internet celebraty, in the same vein as Bubb Rubb and Star Wars Kid.

A chubby teenager sings and dances to "Numa Numa," a techno song by a Romanian boy band O-Zone. The "Numa Numa Dance" peaked in early 2005.

Myahe, Myaha, Myaha HA HA
Allo? Salut.

by Jake February 28, 2005

duds

A term used to describe outrageously ugly girls.

'Yeah I went out with those girls last night'
--Did you do em?
'No, they were duds.'

by Jake February 27, 2005

post

When added as a prefix to a genre of music, means "with the fun taken out"

I listen to "post-indiecore melodic screamo," nothing else

by Jake February 26, 2005

alcowall

A collection of empty beer and liquer bottles arranged on a wall or shelf, a testement as to how much was drank.

A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.

"Those two fifth of Smirnoff, one handle of Rubinoff, and sixty beer bottles make for quite the alcowall"

by Jake February 26, 2005

letting off shots

shooting off bullets

Yo, Jamal was letting off shots fo sheeze!!!

by jake February 25, 2005

cherry dangler

1.) when poop sticks to your buttcheeks; a dingleberry

i have 7826250250236 cherry danglers hanging from my right butt cheek right now

by jake February 23, 2005