ass caroler

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

by JakE October 23, 2007

shit tickler

Any person that enjoys, but is not limited to, constantly fingering the anus of others.

John: Fucking ew dude, did you hear what tom did to all the other guys at marv's sleepover?

Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.

John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.

by JakE May 21, 2007

oh snap

Almost like "oh shit".

Oh snap! I farted so hard my asshole flew right off.

by Jake July 24, 2004

fuckathon

an event where a guy and a chick get it on repeatedly, as if they're never gonna stop

"How was your date?"
"Lasted all weekend, a real fuckathon.I was exhausted by Monday morning, glad to go to work."

by Jake March 15, 2004

Woobsie Darling

Will-John Boyce's given name.

Will's mum:'bubye woobsie darling!'

by Jake November 18, 2004

aubergine

adjective; colour, deep purple associated with the commonly available type of eggplant

Nancii's bedroom was painted aubergine; my resolve not to touch her was toast as soon as she sat on the edge of her bed.

by Jake February 17, 2004

yard

to forget about doing something

man Yard going to the club, we got the 40'z right here!

by jake April 23, 2003