Tug Boat

a fat chick who drags you home despite your protests and subjects you to great fat sex all night

Tug Boat Annie brought her 319 pounds down on me in more ways than 3 that night, I was sexually exhausted by sunrise

by Jake March 07, 2004

cum shot

What comes out of your dick when you're having an orgasm

I squirted a cumshot on my girlfriend's tits right after I fucked her

by Jake February 16, 2003

hoon

One who is only attracted to minorites.

Look at that hoon all over the black girl.

by Jake February 07, 2005

mufka

an abbreviation for "motherfucker" often used in drunken slurred speech

god i hate that mufka over there

by jake January 12, 2004

crip

noun; a person of diminished physical capacity

she's a crip, she walks with a limp because her right leg's shorter

by Jake February 17, 2004

snail

a guy who can mount and slo-fuck a woman vaginally, without cumming himself, forever

That snail can get it on and hump her forever without cumming 'til dawn.

by Jake March 09, 2004

derez

from `de-resolve' via the movie "Tron" (also `derez') 1. /vi./ To disappear or dissolve; the image that goes with it is of an object breaking up into raster lines and static and then dissolving. Occasionally used of a person who seems to have suddenly `fuzzed out' mentally rather than physically. Usage: extremely silly, also rare. This verb was actually invented as fictional hacker jargon, and adopted in a spirit of irony by real hackers years after the fact. 2. /vt./ The Macintosh resource decompiler. On a Macintosh, many program structures (including the code itself) are managed in small segments of the program file known as `resources'; `Rez' and `DeRez' are a pair of utilities for compiling and decompiling resource files. Thus, decompiling a resource is `derezzing'. Usage: very common.

man my shit just got derezzed yo.

by Jake April 25, 2005