by Jake January 01, 2004
by Jake January 10, 2004
(noun) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her vagina so's you can bearly get your "head" into it
Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a blubbderfuck to beat all blubberfucks. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?
by Jake January 12, 2004
by jake April 24, 2005
intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck
by Jake January 20, 2004
1. a slothful woman
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)
1. she's a cow, she lies around on the couch all the time and eats, watching TV
2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats
3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.
2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats
3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.
by Jake February 20, 2004