size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate
Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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mufka

an abbreviation for "motherfucker" often used in drunken slurred speech
god i hate that mufka over there
by jake January 13, 2004
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Freedom Tickling

Politically sensitive term to reference the actions of US and coalition troops at Abu Ghraib prison.
"Our troops did not torture those prisoners. The simply engaged them in a game of freedom tickling." - Donald Rumsfeld
by Jake July 02, 2004
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she has a nice personality

"She has a nice personality" is what you say about the fat girl or the ugly girl because you don't want to say anything mean. She can be a troll or coyote ugly but if she has any redeeming quality (such as big tits, nice clear skin, good teeth or decent lower legs) or you just don't want to be rude in front of the person you're talking to, you say this.
1: "I'm gonna hook you up with my girlfriend's best friend."
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
2: "you mean she's not very good-looking?"
1: "um...true, but Ellen tells me that she pays her own way and gives great blowjobs"
by Jake February 21, 2004
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frig

1) my head was so full of visions of her nakedness that I had to go frig in the bathroom. My mom thought I was sick I was in there so often, so quiet, and so long.

2) my clit was just aching; finally he frigged it, none too soon !

3) I hadn't been with a man in weeks, fortunately he frigged me in the steam room
by Jake February 23, 2004
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t-bone

to hit a car in the side
i lost control on black ice and t-boned his SUV
by Jake March 08, 2004
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hottie

n. A female who is deliciously sexy; Erotically and arousingly attractive. One who is able to make men burn with desire.
by Jake February 26, 2004
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