Jake's definitions

post

When added as a prefix to a genre of music, means "with the fun taken out"

I listen to "post-indiecore melodic screamo," nothing else

by Jake February 26, 2005

lickety-split

to administer cunnilingus

I gave her lickety-split

by Jake February 4, 2004

nekromonger

an ugly ass gurl that thinx she loox good..

avril lavigne is a fukin nekromonger

by jake August 19, 2004

silver bullet

1. Nickname given to a can of Coors or Coors Lite, because of its long, silver can.

2. The only thing that can kill a werewolf.

The werewolf was vanquished after he shotgunned a silver bullet

by Jake April 2, 2005

unicorning

when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass

My little pony unicorned me last night!

by jake August 6, 2004

Shital

1. a person of great respect
2. although debatable, her attitude towards other people (hiren(istic)) people may be harsh at times, and awesome at others
3. This type of person matches perfectly with Hiren people

Shital is Hiren's Best friend

by jake April 21, 2004

first kiss

the numero uno kiss with a new woman, usually la creme de la creme, the best that there is

My first kiss with Nancii was so great that I darn near fainted; after that, I couldn't get her out of my mind even a year after we split.

by Jake March 1, 2004