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The Anteater

A sexual act similar to the lobster claw, in which 4 fingers are inserted into a vagina, while the middle finger is inserted into the asshole. The position of the hand with the middle finger up resembles that of an anteaters nose.
I gave that bitch an 'Anteater' last night while she was sleeping on her stomach.
by Jake May 13, 2005
mugGet the The Anteatermug.

saran wrap

the original (1950s,early 1960's ?)clear foodwrap that teens used when they were too scared to go buy condoms
by Jake March 6, 2004
mugGet the saran wrapmug.

frig

1) my head was so full of visions of her nakedness that I had to go frig in the bathroom. My mom thought I was sick I was in there so often, so quiet, and so long.

2) my clit was just aching; finally he frigged it, none too soon !

3) I hadn't been with a man in weeks, fortunately he frigged me in the steam room
by Jake February 22, 2004
mugGet the frigmug.

basketball booty

a female that has an ass that looks like 2 basketballs are stuffed into the back of her pants.
Azalea down at HOME DEPOT sure has got basketball booty.
by Jake March 6, 2004
mugGet the basketball bootymug.

i, the passenger

an amazing thing, beauty in music.
they sound half as good as i, the passenger! i love them!
by jake February 4, 2005
mugGet the i, the passengermug.

crunkcrotch

Sexually transmitted disease symptoms resulting from an encounter while one is crunk.
Damn dawg, I gotst me some crunkcrotch from that freak I got wit Saturday night.
by Jake April 23, 2005
mugGet the crunkcrotchmug.

loan shark

A sad shark all by itself.
Awww, look at the lil' loan shark.
by Jake July 24, 2004
mugGet the loan sharkmug.

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