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by jake December 7, 2004
Get the High Note mug.My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!
by Jake August 10, 2004
Get the faith mug.Beautiful, Pepi is beautiful like a long walk at beach then setting down with ur girl and cuddling to watch a sun-set that beautiful, i mean Pepi is soo perfect it's not even funny
by Jake January 5, 2005
Get the Pepi mug.A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.
by Jake September 8, 2004
Get the Waiter's Crack mug.male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.
She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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