Jake's definitions
He did her doggie-style and when she lay on her back afterwards, she let out a huge gust of wind; he had pumped her full of air.
by Jake January 29, 2004
Get the 7-11mug. by Jake September 18, 2003
Get the neckinmug. from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.....
Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."
Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."
by Jake March 20, 2004
Get the kissmug. I think Julie meant "hoovered" as in vacuum-clean-er'd as in sucked-out.
The lazy trollop's contraceptive.
The lazy trollop's contraceptive.
by Jake March 11, 2004
Get the hooveringmug. a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)
I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.
by Jake March 23, 2004
Get the Croatian sexmug. a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet
That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.
by Jake March 17, 2004
Get the four finger fattiemug.