Jake's definitions

nekromonger

an ugly ass gurl that thinx she loox good..

avril lavigne is a fukin nekromonger

by jake August 19, 2004

take it slow

what a woman sez she wants to do when she's reluctant to have sex with you. Same as go slow

On the second date she announced she wanted us to take it slow. Then I just KNEW that she was never going to fuck me.

by Jake February 28, 2004

lickety-split

to administer cunnilingus

I gave her lickety-split

by Jake February 4, 2004

the ticket

the way, the means, the solution, the cure

Put the car up on a hoist and have a look yourself, that's the ticket.

Viagra is the ticket to better sex.

With condoms we found using a lubricant is the ticket.

by Jake March 25, 2004

g unit!

g unit AKA gorrilla unit used for random notations.

fidy sent- GGGGGGGGGGGGGG-UNIT!!!
or
bob-thats cool!
fred- G UNIT!
or
randomly say g unit!!

by jake April 11, 2005

nightcream

nocturnal emission

I woke in a pool of jism, I'd had a wet dream leaving nightcream everywhere

by Jake March 5, 2004

GBJG

a character on atnw
a picture of a woman with her eyes wide and her mouth open goofily.
...like she is giving a goofy blowjob.

GBJB is so secxksy

by jake December 22, 2003