Jake's definitions

multiply

more than one sheet.

Man! That Charmin is some multiply shit!

by Jake September 22, 2003

nekromonger

an ugly ass gurl that thinx she loox good..

avril lavigne is a fukin nekromonger

by jake August 19, 2004

lickety-split

to administer cunnilingus

I gave her lickety-split

by Jake February 4, 2004

post

When added as a prefix to a genre of music, means "with the fun taken out"

I listen to "post-indiecore melodic screamo," nothing else

by Jake February 26, 2005

loan shark

A sad shark all by itself.

Awww, look at the lil' loan shark.

by Jake July 24, 2004

take it slow

what a woman sez she wants to do when she's reluctant to have sex with you. Same as go slow

On the second date she announced she wanted us to take it slow. Then I just KNEW that she was never going to fuck me.

by Jake February 28, 2004

v-unit

(noun) vulva

We were best of friends, I treated her like the lady she was. One night she decided to offer me her v-unit. That was when I learned she was a virgin.

by Jake January 10, 2004