Jake's definitions

receiver

One who willingly accepts foreign objects inside ones anal orifice. Can be female, but usually is male.

A male who enjoys anal sex,(either by penis or sausage like object/s). Usually found on Saturday nights hanging around public urinals, or like unlit places.

by Jake May 13, 2005

arrow'd

To remove something entirely from the game.

I'd block the tog if my dryad wasn't arrow'd.

by jake September 6, 2007

4 banger

an internal combustion engine with four cylinders, whether gas(oline) or diesel

My newest 7.5 kWatt generator is a 4 banger that's aircooled.

by Jake April 1, 2004

maupin

Totally fashion core, with a very homosexual twist.

omg, that kid is dressed sooo maupin.

by jake February 4, 2005

bent

to have a talent for

she has a bent for painting.

she has a bent for blowjobs, they are fantastic

he has a bent for car repair

by Jake March 6, 2004

My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick

damn that person looks like my mom

by jake April 6, 2003

prom

To the students: an excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic!

To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.

To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...

I borrowed Dad's car, then spent $400 on renting a suit, buying flowers, tickets to the prom, some liquor and a locket on a chain for her. Oh, and condoms. She bought a dress, got her hair and 20 nails done, bought shoes,tear-off underwear,a purse, and got a horrendous period an hour before midnight.
So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin.

by Jake February 3, 2004