Jake's definitions

ludacridiculous

to do something outrageous that is really funny

free style walking is ludacridiculous

by jake August 19, 2004

Rejeski

a lil boy who wants it in the ass but is too scared to ask for it

Shawn is such a Rejeski! Eww!

by Jake September 17, 2003

The Anteater

A sexual act similar to the lobster claw, in which 4 fingers are inserted into a vagina, while the middle finger is inserted into the asshole. The position of the hand with the middle finger up resembles that of an anteaters nose.

I gave that bitch an 'Anteater' last night while she was sleeping on her stomach.

by Jake May 13, 2005

Shakie Pudding

Wet,moist,wiggling pussy

Jessica, give me some of that shakie pudding you got thar girl.

by Jake February 22, 2004

saran wrap

the original (1950s,early 1960's ?)clear foodwrap that teens used when they were too scared to go buy condoms

I'm a saran wrap baby.

by Jake March 6, 2004

girl-girl sex

sex between females; while often referred to as Lesbian sex, it is not appropriate to. Lesbianism is a sexual orientation, not physical sex between two women. Fantasizing about having sex with another woman does not make you a lesbian. Women are usually seen as soft, gentle, loving, and romantic, which is not how men are usually perceived. A woman may desire these things in her sex life. She may feel that since a woman has the same anatomy, she will be a better lover and more in tune with her needs. Even though a woman is not sexually attracted to other women, she may be attracted to these "feminine" qualities. To a certain extent, female/female physical intimacy is socially acceptable, at least when not done to exclusion.

Nancii and I enjoy intercourse, mutual masturbation, and oral sex, but she still needs her girl-girl sex once in awhile with "S"

by Jake February 17, 2004

i, the passenger

an amazing thing, beauty in music.

they sound half as good as i, the passenger! i love them!

by jake February 4, 2005