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Total Request Live

by Jake February 26, 2003
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Jag

A form of speech that is spoken in code where certain words mean certain things; originated in Orting, WA.
"Ya don't Jag you stupid fuck"
by Jake January 6, 2005
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vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)
I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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Pascizzilate

The act of writing really bad ass programs in pascal.
"I'm so bored... I think I'm going to go pascizzilate for a while.
by Jake April 4, 2005
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p diddy

A Black Rapper who started the "Vote or Die" campaign in the 2004 presidential elections. However, P Diddy voted for his FIRST TIME in these elections, therefore making him a total moron.
"P Diddy does a great job making African Americans look like illiterate retards."
by Jake February 13, 2005
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jack and jill

(1)a party for those about to be wed; sometimes called a stag & doe (its like a shower, except that only women are invited to a shower)
(2)a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (looking is encouraged but touching is not)
(3)when a man and a woman get together to masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment.Look but don't touch.See friends with benefits.With reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.
(1)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party for Greg and Julie who are getting married in 6 weeks.

(2)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party; she got off with some guy who jacked off his 9 or 10 inch dick in front of her, and now she's in another world most of the time.

(3)Nancii and I pulled a Jack and Jill last weekend; we've never had sex, never masturbated each other, but we're comfortable just getting ourselves off in each others' company.She's a hottie and I find she certainly beats fantasizing.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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blower

car-talk for "supercharger"
His '69 Buick SKYLARK has a blower.

Her '67 Mustang is blown, not aftermarket turbo'd.
by Jake February 25, 2004
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