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High Note

The high pitched scream a women lets out at the peak of her sexual climax.
Listen to the sound option in the orgasm definition
by jake December 7, 2004
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faith

My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!
by Jake August 10, 2004
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Pepi

Beautiful, Pepi is beautiful like a long walk at beach then setting down with ur girl and cuddling to watch a sun-set that beautiful, i mean Pepi is soo perfect it's not even funny
awww look how perfect he is he must be pepi
by Jake January 5, 2005
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Waiter's Crack

A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.
A double shift at Chili's is a recipe for a wicked case of Waiter's Crack.
by Jake September 8, 2004
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missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.
She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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assnozzle

Someone who produces thoughts that are similar to what comes out of their ass.
Listening to politicians speak convinces me that they're all a bunch of assnozzles.
by Jake March 12, 2005
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sleeper

railway car with sleeping berths and/or bedrooms ("roomettes")
I had a sleeper from Winnipeg to Ottawa.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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