Jake's definitions

Work Bench

a bed used for having sex

He: And in here's the bedroom where I keep my workbench.

She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.

by Jake March 6, 2004

ludacridiculous

to do something outrageous that is really funny

free style walking is ludacridiculous

by jake August 19, 2004

deffo

Kinda lame but useful and funny way of saying for sure or definately.
Also; fo deffs, def, deffy def, deffo McDefferson.

U comin tonite?
Deffo

by Jake May 8, 2005

pubes

the genital area

she: I've never seen his pubes, I unzip him and blow him but we've never been naked together.

he: She's got great pubes, the first giveaway was her camel toe, then once I had her pants off, her labia look great and she actually SHAVES it !

by Jake February 20, 2004

drop it like it's hot

Taking a big dump; pooping

Is there a toilet around? I gotta drop it like its hot

by Jake January 3, 2005

talking on the great white telephone

vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)

I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.

by Jake March 24, 2004

Pascizzilate

The act of writing really bad ass programs in pascal.

"I'm so bored... I think I'm going to go pascizzilate for a while.

by Jake April 4, 2005