633 definitions by Jake
<erin> so how did u break it off
<chris> well i told her im a pussy thumper, and i did it, do bad she didnt like as much as i did
<chris> well i told her im a pussy thumper, and i did it, do bad she didnt like as much as i did
by Jake December 3, 2004
by Jake February 25, 2005
1) a guy who ejaculates soon after commencing sex
2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex
2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex
1) Sara: "Jake's a quick comer, he usually goes off within 5 strokes of getting into me."
2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."
2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."
by Jake March 24, 2004
average length (in inches) of an Irish penis. Not to be confused with the average 5.3" of a central European dick
by Jake January 11, 2004
by Jake January 7, 2005
A hot blonde porn star with long legs, huge tits and one hell of a fine ass. She can ride a cock better like no other. And I want to eat her out like a young samolian boy eats a potato
by Jake September 29, 2003