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fistula

a fistula is any type of necrotic hole from one thing to another on the body. Like a bladder to anal fistula, or vaginal to anal. Each more disgusting than the last.
Jesus, that guy had a fistula so bad, that whenever he tried to have sex, he shat out his dick.
by Jake April 21, 2004
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im high as a motherfucker

im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly
john sed"im high as a motherfucker"
by jake June 17, 2006
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Red Sox

Professional baseball franchise from Boston, MA. Became the BEST DAMN TEAM EVER TO GRACE GOD'S GREEN EARTH simply by winning their first World Series in 86 years, despite the fact they have to win many more championships to catch up with the Yankees.
"I would easily sacrifice my first born son to see the Red Sox win the World Series."
by Jake February 8, 2005
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boobiebandit

A man or woman who runs by and gets a quick grope of a boobie. This can be a male or female boobie. The groper is often masked and wearing a striped shirt.
"Oh my! I do declare, what a foul and dastardly boobiebandit you are! Ohhh!"
by Jake July 17, 2003
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Shakie Pudding

Jessica, give me some of that shakie pudding you got thar girl.
by Jake February 22, 2004
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first time

one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls
Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.

Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.
by Jake March 25, 2004
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Rejeski

a lil boy who wants it in the ass but is too scared to ask for it
Shawn is such a Rejeski! Eww!
by Jake September 17, 2003
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