Jake's definitions

Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000

Possibly the closest thing to Ugh Factor 10 if not worse because of the added in Stupidity Factor. But regarless the equation works as shown below

If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser

But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.

Not only does that shit look wack but you look like a complete retard in the process, please stick around so we can point and laugh at you.

by jake April 1, 2005

cleanwipe

when no residue is present on the toilet paper after the first wipe.

by Jake November 8, 2003

funa

Vagina or pussy see kooter

James likes to play with Sissy's Funa

by jake December 3, 2004

Asia Carrera

A well known porn star who runs her own website and knows how to use computers. Her best attribute is her ability to look like someone you know, while fucking some stud. She is smart, sexy, and available (all you have to do is drive to your local XXX store, or visit www.asiacarrera.com). If you play Unreal Tournament much, Asia has probably whipped your ass at some point or another.

Damn, I just got asswhipped in UT by Asia Carrera. I guess the only thing to do is go to her website and whack off to her tit pics.

by Jake December 2, 2003

ghandi's revenge

Severe diarrhea caused by eating spicy food or stale Taco Bell food.

Aw MAN! I nearly died from Ghandi's Revenge because I had to wait two hours to finish eating my burrito.

by Jake March 5, 2003

blue sock

To have sex with someone in the anus so hard that a thin layer of their anus is left on your penis

Dude, I blue socked that bitch last night

by Jake February 3, 2005

go to bed

60s/70s euphemism for "have sex"

I think I'll ask Nancii out Friday night, I want to go to bed with her.

by Jake February 11, 2004