Jake's definitions

unit

male penis and scrotum, or female mound/vulva/labia/vagina

When she turned him down he pulled out his unit and began waving it around her face.

When I decided to surprise fuck him, I shaved my unit the night before. He said it was the best vaginal sex he'd ever had.

by Jake January 20, 2004

PMS

innate bitchiness of a woman between age 9 and age 56 just before her period

they call it PMS because the expression Mad Cow was already taken

by Jake March 4, 2004

fly on the wall

to be present to listen/see what goes on behind closed doors, that is, in a room closed to the media or other non-participants

1. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when that (distrusted) union steward is making deals with management all on his own

2. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when my ex and her lawyer are talking about our separation agreement

3. I'd like to be a fly on the wall of suite 401 of the Best Western when my ex is visiting her boyfriend who's up here on business

by Jake March 1, 2004

Hack

Something which you dislike or dont agree with.

That Steve, hes really hack.
That womans trousers are really hack.
Oh Hack! Ive forgotten my keys.

by jake August 12, 2003

gnar

A term skiers often us to describe the snow type.

WOW that powder was gnar.

by jake February 8, 2003

queef chief

The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.

Dick: Wow. I heard kim got fucked like 54 times last night.

Abe: Yeah. And Ronald got pounded in the ass by 4 guys at once.

Dick: Frickin' queef chiefs.

by JakE October 20, 2007

huttin

having sex; derived from the language Jag

"Man, I'm gonna be huttin that bitch tonight

by Jake January 6, 2005