Jake's definitions

thugette

POSERS!! HAHA thugettes are the biggest posers i've ever seen. Guys don't like you cuz of your style they like you cuz most of you are fucking hoes!!

I went to a park dressed as gangster n got head from some white girl poser thugette. After she found out i wasnt a gangster she started acting all tough n threatend me so i just laughed and walked away.

by Jake July 7, 2004

longford

Even place

Good Stuff

by Jake August 2, 2003

Skrollz

Skrollz means someone really hot aka OPPOSITE of CHAVEZ or a DAYTON or JAKE ZWIRN

Skrollz is the hottest guy ever.

by Jake January 5, 2005

Waiter's Crack

A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.

A double shift at Chili's is a recipe for a wicked case of Waiter's Crack.

by Jake September 8, 2004

duder

anyone who partakes in a dumbass activity or is considered theirselfs a complete dumbass.

Look at that duder with his gay mullet

by jake April 28, 2004

rubdown

(noun) rubbing a female until she agrees to have sex with you. Starts with her shoulders, neck and back, but if you can get her undressed, progresses to rubbing her vulva.

Ron gave Briegetha a rubdown, beginning with her neck, shoulders, and back, progressing to rubbing the back of her legs thru her jeans, then eventually charming her down to her underpants. Next he moved from rubbing her inner thighs to massaging her vulva.

by Jake March 24, 2004

kalyn

The coolest chick in Potomac, MD!

Hey are you kalyn?

No, I'm from Glen Burnie, MD.

by Jake January 26, 2004