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poke 'n' stroke

sex position where the female lies on her back, male lies on his side and slips his penis sideways into her vagina, then he touches and rubs her clitoris to give her pleasure.She has the feeling of being full of cock and the intense pleasure of clitoral massage.
She loves it when I poke 'n' stroke her, she likes to feel full of cock while her clit is being rubbed.
by Jake January 30, 2004
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blop

Recieving a blow job while taking a dump.
Honey, I have to take a dump. Time to give me a blop.

When Cindy was giving me a blop, she passed out from the fumes.
by Jake September 28, 2003
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fuck jingler

A person whom, for some reason or another, enjoys strapping jingle bells to their ballsack during sex, making a familiar holiday sound. Especially popular during the Christmas season.
Boy: Daddy! I think santa's at the Weinstein's house!

Dad: No son, Mr. Weinstein is just a fuck jingler.
by JakE May 21, 2007
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5.3

average length (inches) of a mid-European penis (eg. German)
The Irishman's average 6.5" penis outstretched the German's 5.3" weapon
by Jake January 10, 2004
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Jookoo

ejaculating while leaving a shit on a womans Chest
Get down on your knees and I'll Jookoo on you
by Jake March 31, 2005
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Jag

A form of speech that is spoken in code where certain words mean certain things; originated in Orting, WA.
"Ya don't Jag you stupid fuck"
by Jake January 6, 2005
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Total Request Live

by Jake February 26, 2003
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