Jake's definitions

Kung Foo

Kung Foo is the art of being able to kick PRIMORDIAL KAOS aka JASMIN WARD's ASS with a SPORK outside of a COFFEE SHOP while Almost getting arrested by cops and stealing a Road Cone while your at it! PWNED.

Me: I Know Kung Foo.
Jasmin: Whats Kung Foo?
Me: Last Night.
Me: Pwned.

by Jake June 25, 2004

jake

a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole

girl 1: hey jake just asked me out
girl 2: what are you gonna say
girl 1: no of course

by Jake January 17, 2020

The Spocker

Also known as The Dominator I guess. It's like the shocker but with two in the stink.

Damn that brutha's brave, he's giving that nasty girl the spocker

by Jake August 2, 2004

gangstaliscious

highly respected clothes , hair , shoes,
style etc...

"Man, jake's outfit is soooo gangstaliscious"!!!!!!

by jake May 13, 2005

longford

Even place

Good Stuff

by Jake August 2, 2003

Skrollz

Skrollz means someone really hot aka OPPOSITE of CHAVEZ or a DAYTON or JAKE ZWIRN

Skrollz is the hottest guy ever.

by Jake January 5, 2005

peter jackson

Chubby filmmaker, director of fantasy films. See Michael Moore

Peter Jackson is working on a remake of King Kong, due out in Dec. 2005

by Jake March 20, 2005