letting off shots

shooting off bullets

Yo, Jamal was letting off shots fo sheeze!!!

by jake February 25, 2005

chumble spuzz

Chumble spuzz, is some unbeknownst wad of something that one finds in their pants, usually after strenuous work.

after i got home my the garbage-picking run, i found some chumble spuzz in my pants.

by jAkE March 10, 2005

pity fuck

noun, what you give a female who might have trouble getting someone to fuck her.

Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.

by Jake February 04, 2004

hmmmmm

hmmmmm- evilness

hmmmmm jenny is eveil, maybe to eveil

by jake April 12, 2003

one beer wonder

If a person drinks one beer or just a little alcohole, and there already drunk and/or stmboling around singing and shit.

After one beer Jeff was aready singing The Star Spanger Banner in the middle of the street. Tha nigga is a one beer wonder

by Jake September 21, 2004

kiss

when a man and a woman put their lips together and feel the most-wonderful bliss

from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.....

Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."

by Jake March 20, 2004

Slater Dump

Inspiration inspired from AC Slater from saved by the bell sitting backwards on his chair at the restaurant and in class. A Slater Dump is when you turn around and have the bowl between your legs. The beauty is being able to cross your arms and rest on the back of the toilet, or even place an espresso on it.

I took the nicest Slater Dump today at work, got about 20 minutes shut eye too.

by Jake November 22, 2004