Jake's definitions

ying bender

in the dumb cartoon network show "avatar" there are "benders" which are people who master an element. such as a fire or water bender. a YING bender is one who has mastered the technique of YINGing people.

see, ying

avatar- "im an air bender!"

me- "fuck you kid. im a YING bender! tremble before my great power!"

avatar- "ahhhhhhh!!"

by jAkE September 6, 2005

t& a

talent & ability (Wm. Shatner)

a.k.a. tits & ass

She helped me with my 'homework', she has great t& a.

by Jake March 21, 2004

self-gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of his or her own farts.

by Jake November 8, 2003

pube strangler

One who makes a rope entirely out of human pubes, and then strangles someone. Sometimes for extra humiliation before killing a victim, a pube strangler may rip out the victim's own pubes, and then proceed with strangling him or her.

Harry: Whoa. I hear there's a fucking pube strangler on the loose.

Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.

by JakE May 21, 2007

four finger fattie

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet

That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.

by Jake March 17, 2004

DeVry university

A private college (not funded by the public purse). As a result, the tuition fees are high; the good side to this is that you won't fuck around when you're spending all that money for the course. DeVry grads are respected and you are virtually guaranteed that you will be able to get a job when you graduate. I have worked with many DeVry grads in my field (electronics) and have found them to be used to hard work, putting in a good effort, achieving results, and doing fine work. Also they are notably on time for meetings and they come prepared.

Oh, the new hire went to DeVry...I can't foresee us having any problems with his/her on-the-job training phase.

by Jake June 5, 2004

letting off shots

shooting off bullets

Yo, Jamal was letting off shots fo sheeze!!!

by jake February 25, 2005