The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.
Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.
by Jake March 05, 2005
by jake September 27, 2004
the numero uno kiss with a new woman, usually la creme de la creme, the best that there is
My first kiss with Nancii was so great that I darn near fainted; after that, I couldn't get her out of my mind even a year after we split.
by Jake March 01, 2004
The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.
My hand slipped down the front of her pants, inside her underwear, until it rested on her mons. My middle finger then sought her vulva...
by Jake January 15, 2004
by Jake March 28, 2005