JakE's definitions

blueballs

a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.

I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.

by Jake February 20, 2004

white spaceship

The greatest song in the world by Timbaland and Pharrell. It has been rejected from the Under Construction Part II CD and i fuckidy fuckin' need it bitches!!
yours truly
whitespaceship

Its that big white spaceship with green windows and we gon' get high tonight.

by Jake February 14, 2005

Mo

Short for "mother" or "mother fucker" used to show exajuration. (spelling?)

"MY TOE HURTS LIKE A MO ON HER BIRTH DAY!!!!"

"Duuudee"

by jake February 7, 2005

Alpha Male

1.)The leader of a pack/herd/etc.
2.) The dominant male.
3.)The main source of population.

In wolf packs,the alpha male will mate with every female in his territory,whether they have mated already,or even from another den/territory.
*Wolves mate for life*

by Jake October 15, 2004

F.U.P.

Fat Upper Pussy. When a womans stomach is so fat that it hangs down over the na-na.

by jake March 7, 2003

booswigger

alcoholic, someone whos always drinking

1. you are being too loud.
shut up booswigger ur drunk.
2. lookit that there booswigger sue-may-jim-bob, he looks a tad intoxicated.

by jake May 13, 2005

haggard

1. Busted ass or broken
2. a movie prduced/directed ny Bam

dude your car is so haggard!

by Jake May 13, 2005