belly bulge

(noun) the curve of a woman's belly from just below her navel to just above her pubic hair

Nancii has a very attractive belly bulge, I get a boner as soon as I see her pull her pants down 3"

by Jake January 13, 2004

JakeZee

JakeZee is worst term u could be called.. means u hella ugly for real..., like not ugly ugly u DAMN UGLY like oprah ugly

Yo man That Cracka aint ugly, damn girl HE A JAKZEE

man u soo ugly u JAKEZEE

by Jake January 05, 2005

grow a set

sarcastic comment, insult; implies "grow a set of breasts" or "grow a set of balls";hurled at someone past puberty but implies they have not grown intellectually or physically

Garth, grow a set or get lost, this is a man's game.

Sarah, grow a set, either take off your clothes or go home.

by Jake March 02, 2004

manurize

v. - to do something manual, involving the hands

"I saw you manurizin'
Cuz you were fantasizin'"
-"Like You Don't Love Me" by Janet Jackson (2004)

by Jake March 25, 2004

sumo

more of something

We ran out of weed so we had to go downtown and get sumo.

by jake February 21, 2003

john lennon

John Lennon was the main member of the beatles and co-wrote many of the greatest songs of the centrury with Paul MacCartney. During the 50s, he mainly wrote of love, but as the 60s wore on, he became an LSD junkie with the other Bealtes. After that, most of his songs were about drugs, "seeing beyond your stuff" and sublimal messages about how stupid the government is. After his murder in 1980, he's now revered as a musical God.

"John Lennon's voice was amazing in the song A Day in the life"

by Jake May 13, 2005

donkey kick

Takes place at HER place, never yours.
Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her.
She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed).
Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on.
Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes.
Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came.
Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace
Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything.

(If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)

I was the one whose turn it was to fall on the grenade so I went home with the sealfuck, did her donkey kick style, and left right after. I could hear her crying as the door closed behind me.

by Jake March 02, 2004