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jack and jill

(1)a party for those about to be wed; sometimes called a stag & doe (its like a shower, except that only women are invited to a shower)
(2)a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (looking is encouraged but touching is not)
(3)when a man and a woman get together to masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment.Look but don't touch.See friends with benefits.With reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.
(1)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party for Greg and Julie who are getting married in 6 weeks.

(2)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party; she got off with some guy who jacked off his 9 or 10 inch dick in front of her, and now she's in another world most of the time.

(3)Nancii and I pulled a Jack and Jill last weekend; we've never had sex, never masturbated each other, but we're comfortable just getting ourselves off in each others' company.She's a hottie and I find she certainly beats fantasizing.
by Jake January 29, 2004
mugGet the jack and jillmug.

tierney

A girl who thinks they are the shit, but in reality arent worth a dime
that girl is such a tierney
by Jake November 5, 2007
mugGet the tierneymug.

dickslapper

Get away from me, you dickslapper.
by jake December 23, 2003
mugGet the dickslappermug.

bonkie

I slipped the vibe (vibrator) up my bonkie.
by Jake September 5, 2005
mugGet the bonkiemug.

nervous

A women one is trying to hook up with but is unaware of her feelings towards him. So called because the women in question makes the wooer nervous.
Friend 1: How's nervous doing?
Friend 2: She's killing me man, I have no idea what she wants.
by Jake September 28, 2006
mugGet the nervousmug.

fistula

a fistula is any type of necrotic hole from one thing to another on the body. Like a bladder to anal fistula, or vaginal to anal. Each more disgusting than the last.
Jesus, that guy had a fistula so bad, that whenever he tried to have sex, he shat out his dick.
by Jake April 21, 2004
mugGet the fistulamug.

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