shotgun

when the guy ejaculates twice into the vagina without withdrawing.....typically in excess of 20 minutes of fucking
she:"Oh, I'm so sore today. He shotgunned me again this weekend. I'm RAW!!!"
by Jake March 15, 2004
mugGet the shotgunmug.

sboog

A crappy idea or plan that would never work.
"That's the stupidest sboog i have ever heard!
by jAkE February 09, 2005
mugGet the sboogmug.

homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
my satan teacher gave me crap
by jake January 18, 2005
mugGet the homeworkmug.

unit

male penis and scrotum, or female mound/vulva/labia/vagina
When she turned him down he pulled out his unit and began waving it around her face.

When I decided to surprise fuck him, I shaved my unit the night before. He said it was the best vaginal sex he'd ever had.
by Jake January 20, 2004
mugGet the unitmug.

juliapotamus

proper noun:a large, no, VERY large woman who is a great friend but VERY enormous.Her camel toe is bigger than my runningshoe.Her breasts are 'way bigger than D-cup, my largest experience before her.
I can't let Juliapotamus lay or sit on me, that 319-pound hunk a burning love would CRUSH me ! I do her doggie style or she lies on her back with her leg up and I lie on my side and slip it into her. She has huge labia, a real slash.
by Jake January 10, 2004
mugGet the juliapotamusmug.

bonkie

I slipped the vibe (vibrator) up my bonkie.
by Jake September 05, 2005
mugGet the bonkiemug.