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Erektus

Erektus are large, spatially dispersed penile warts.
After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erektus, and his phallus was never the same.
by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009
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The corporate cock

The corporate cock is your boss, or bosses, within a corporate business context.
I hate the corporate cock. If it didn't pay so damn well I would shove this job up his ass.
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
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revenge fisting

Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.

You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
She did WHAT? with WHOM?

Tonight, I am revenge fisting the cheap slut.
by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009
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sucking the corporate cock

sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.
When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
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donkeyhotey

Donkeyhotey is the name of a really weird guy that is old and rides a horse.
Last time we went to 7-11, Donkeyhotey was sitting on his wreck of a horse, drinking Colt .45 and raving about earmites or something.
by Jacques Asse June 12, 2009
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bradhole

The dark, smelly place they hid Brad.
The bastards! They're everywhere, and they stuck him down the bradhole!
by Jacques Asse May 5, 2009
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Jackrabbit punch

A Jackrabbitpunch is when a guy named Jack walks up and swats you with a rabbit. He holds the rabbit by its ears (or by its horns if the rabbit is also a rabbi).

This is sometimes accompanied by his shaking you roughly while screaming "Who taught you how to LIVE like that you asshole?" at the top of his lungs, over and over and over and over and over again.
Shit.....see that bag he's carrying? Ten dollars says he comes over here and tries to Jackrabbit punch me.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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