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Jew Heberman is the cartoonish facsimile of Joe LIEberman that has haunted the Democratic Party since 2006.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
Get the Jew Hebermanmug. by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
Get the vaginal wedgemug. Lyrical excerpt:
Welcome to the bunghole
We've got fun 'n' lube
We got everything you screwed
Honey, we got yer noobs
We are the people that can pine
Whenever you may bleed
If you got the butthole baby
We got time to please
CHORUS:
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bugnhole
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I wanna watch your asshole bleed
Welcome to the bunghole
You take it inch by inch
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
Who’s always on your knees
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bunghole
Feel my, my, my diggler extreme
I, I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to the bunghole
We've got fun 'n' lube
We got everything you screwed
Honey, we got yer noobs
We are the people that can pine
Whenever you may bleed
If you got the butthole baby
We got time to please
CHORUS:
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bugnhole
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I wanna watch your asshole bleed
Welcome to the bunghole
You take it inch by inch
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
Who’s always on your knees
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bunghole
Feel my, my, my diggler extreme
I, I wanna hear you scream
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
Get the Welcome to the Bungholemug. Nig Rock is a galactic, cosmic asswipe that runs around saying stupid things like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".
Like anybody EVER uttered a fucking sentence like that.
Real niggers don't even SPEAK that way, but Nig Rock, living in his drug-addled little world pretends that people think he's a badass just because he was "inspired" to scrawl out some nonsense like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".
It is actually Satanic language referring to the end of the Cosmos.
Like anybody EVER uttered a fucking sentence like that.
Real niggers don't even SPEAK that way, but Nig Rock, living in his drug-addled little world pretends that people think he's a badass just because he was "inspired" to scrawl out some nonsense like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".
It is actually Satanic language referring to the end of the Cosmos.
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy.
Please, find me a stupider lyric EVER written in any language upon the face of this planet. Such mindless drivel could only originate in the foul bowels of the mind of Nig Rock.
God help us.
Please, find me a stupider lyric EVER written in any language upon the face of this planet. Such mindless drivel could only originate in the foul bowels of the mind of Nig Rock.
God help us.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
Get the Nig Rockmug. Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.
Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?
You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
Get the Asshole Lessonsmug. by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
Get the Cunt banditmug. A conspicuous black male, with no visible lips or hair, who wears pants around his knees, backwards, backwards baseball caps, and North Carolina or Michigan basketball jerseys, reeking of fake cologne.
by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009
Get the thuggermug.