Jacques Asse's definitions

Anal Alice

Anal Alice is a girl who loves to take fist up her asshole, often going for days at a time without food. She has a vacuum-like anus that sucks everything in.

Run! Here comes Anal Alice; last time she was here we had to get a new house!

by Jacques Asse May 21, 2009

eFudd

eFudd is an emolysized apparition, reduced to a cartoonish caricature.

Jacques looked in the mirror, and suffered an eFudd since he hadn't combed his hair in weeks.

by Jacques Asse May 7, 2009

The corporate cock

The corporate cock is your boss, or bosses, within a corporate business context.

I hate the corporate cock. If it didn't pay so damn well I would shove this job up his ass.

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

Erektus

Erektus are large, spatially dispersed penile warts.

After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erektus, and his phallus was never the same.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

austrigger

An austrigger is an Australian nigger, someone white who acts black by wearing his pants around his knees, lots of gold-plate chains, over-sized watches and sunglasses, etc.

Walkabout guys are often austriggers, pretending to be black instead of Australian or Aborigine. Crying shame.

by Jacques Asse July 9, 2010

vaginal wedge

A vaginal wedge refers to a device used to pry open a stubborn cunt.

When Sally got moody the other day, Ted had to break out the vaginal wedge to get things going.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

Jew Heberman

Jew Heberman is the cartoonish facsimile of Joe LIEberman that has haunted the Democratic Party since 2006.

Jew Heberman is no Democrat.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009