Emolysis is the act of beating the living shit out of emo males, who have more female genes than male ones.
by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009
Sexicide refers to the process by which young nymphmaniac sluts intentionally kill old senile rich guys by fucking them to death.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
Jellyfisting refers to anal fisting aided by the use of Welch's Concorde Grape Jelly as ass grease. Women love this. Just ask them.
I had a black nigga chick over last night, and after I came in her asshole I started jellyfisting her until she came all over the walls. It was purple.
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.
If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
Ducktfisting is a human sexual act that involves sticking your hand up a duck's ass, and then banging chicks with the bill, head, and neck of the duck. This is usually only problematic when the duck falls off and gets lost in particularly cavernous women.
Jacques grabbed Phred and went duckfisting last week. They duckfisted some serious sluts, and, unfortunately, lost one of their ducks.
by Jacques Asse May 06, 2009
The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.
by Jacques Asse April 02, 2009
by Jacques Asse May 05, 2009