cunnilatio

The process of sucking a clitoris so hard that it resembles a penis afterward.

Jacques Asse performed cunnilatio on his wife.

by Jacques Asse February 03, 2009

assopolis

A locale defined largely by the indigenous practice of heterosexual sodomy.

Jack visited another assopolis last week during his trip.

by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009

facehugger

A facehugger is a woman that grabs your head and pulls it into her cunt as you perform cunnilingus and analingus on her.

Stephanie is a champion facehugger, and she routinely leaves vagina tracks all over the room afterwards, as in puddles.

by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009

The 10-Foot Hole

A gigantic, ambulatory vaginal crevice that stalks unsuspecting men for prey. Can be heavily armed and highly dangerous.

Watch out for the 10-Foot Hole. If you see one, RUN.

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

crabassing

Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.

Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.

When Jacques got home his wife was crabassing him already, before he even shut the fucking DOOR!

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

slanger

A slanger is a cominbined noun, slut + banger, referring to one who bangs sluts, like Lou Ferigno.

Lou is a slanger, and has many sluts.

by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009

titty chicken

Chicken breast meat in Harlem.

Yo dog, give me some titty chicken.

by Jacques Asse February 05, 2009