Jacques Asse's definitions
Anal Alice is a girl who loves to take fist up her asshole, often going for days at a time without food. She has a vacuum-like anus that sucks everything in.
by Jacques Asse May 21, 2009

by Jacques Asse May 7, 2009

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erektus, and his phallus was never the same.
by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

An austrigger is an Australian nigger, someone white who acts black by wearing his pants around his knees, lots of gold-plate chains, over-sized watches and sunglasses, etc.
Walkabout guys are often austriggers, pretending to be black instead of Australian or Aborigine. Crying shame.
by Jacques Asse July 9, 2010

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

Jew Heberman is the cartoonish facsimile of Joe LIEberman that has haunted the Democratic Party since 2006.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
