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An uma is the black hole the other socks and underwear fall in when you can only find one in the dryer.
by Jacques Asse May 5, 2009
Get the uma mug.The redass is a feeling of hideous jealousy and rage that occurs when you smell some other guy on your chick's vadge.
by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009
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by Jacques Asse January 20, 2010
Get the radish mug.Enemisting is enemy duckfisting your nemeses. You should use the largest possible duck you can find, and shove the fucker so far up their ass that you can see the duck's head in the enemy's mouth. You should always do this to Eminem.
by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009
Get the enemisting mug.A nutbuster plus is a fat chick who likes it on top, and gets into it so much that she generates additional inertia and momentum and completely flattens your balls.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
Get the nutbuster plus mug.Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.
If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.
If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.
Etc.
The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.
If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.
Etc.
The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.
This is known as Heebing.
This is known as Heebing.
by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010
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Like how black thugletes and golfsters have legions of white sluts.
Like how black thugletes and golfsters have legions of white sluts.
by Jacques Asse January 13, 2010
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