vanillingus

Vanillingus refers to the act of adding copious amounts of vanilla to cunnilingus.

When the smell was too fishy or foul, ole Phred just pulled the vanillingus to freshen things up.

by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009

phantom buttfucker

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.

"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."

by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009

publisting

Publisting = public fisting, a common pastime in Delaware and other odd eastern states.

After work Teri planned to go publisting with her friends and a vat of butter.

by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009

tit blaster

A tit blaster is a guy who runs around with a large knitting needle, popping augmented breasts like balloons.

Phred is an accomplished tit blaster.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Goat Busters

Goat Busters are an assortment of Southern white Anglo-americans who chew tabacky and rape/sodomize goats across the landscape.

Phred: WTF HAPPENED here? It looks like the livestock got hit by a tornado!!! Who ya gonna call?

Jo'moquan: Goat Busters!

I ain't fraid a no goats.....

by Jacques Asse August 05, 2009

sexicide

Sexicide refers to the process by which young nymphmaniac sluts intentionally kill old senile rich guys by fucking them to death.

Anna killed Bob by terminal sexicide.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

vadge goggles

Vadge goggles are special safety eyewear worn to prevent explosive vaginal fluids from blinding the male during cunnilingus or vanillingus.

Jacques generally wears vadge goggles when he goes down, down, down, down.

by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009