Jacques Asse's definitions

phantom buttfucker

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.

"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."

by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009

publisting

Publisting = public fisting, a common pastime in Delaware and other odd eastern states.

After work Teri planned to go publisting with her friends and a vat of butter.

by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009

The Josh Pit

The Josh Pit is like a mosh pit, except in a Josh Pit, Josh is beaten to a pasty pulp and scraped off the floor when done.

We all had a grand time at the Slipknot concert.....we were in the Josh Pit.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

jiggawho

A jiggawho is just a homeless, jobless nigger without a name.

You can throw nickels at the jiggawho down on Main Street, then he runs into the street and gathers them in a cup.

by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009

Japaquiddick

Japaquiddick is the slutty Japanese porn district in which Ted Kennedy ran over a homeless, lipless prostitute.

I hate Kennedy. Isn't he a killer?

No, dood, you're thinking of Japaquiddick. She was only Japanese. They come with auxiliaries. They all look the same anyway, and go everywhere in these huge flocks of like 300 people. You ever tried to piss in the Louvre?

by Jacques Asse January 14, 2010

japaliano

A japanese wop.

Tony Suzuki tried strolling into Cavitali's, but he tripped on some rice and broke his dick, stupid japaliano.

by Jacques Asse February 12, 2009

RVJ

RVJ, or Reginald vel Johnson, is a peculiar specimen of Homo thespianensis africanus (African Acting Man), who first evolved in 1986, in Paul Hogan's 'Crocodile Dundee'.

A very fat, filthy, ageless animal.

RVJ will often go for weeks at a time without sleep, using a microscope to search for filth and shame, rolling around in misery and gluttony like a massive porker. Blackass swine....

by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009