Asshole Lessons

Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.

Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?

You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
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perpfisting

Perpfisting is practically the most revolting form of fisting possible.

You take a perp, roll him in pine pitch and river gravel. You then lash him to the business end of a catapult or trebuchet, set the apparatus to fire, and then position the girl carefully spread-eagle in front of it. The perp should have at least 6 feet of rope tied to one of his legs.

When the catapult/trebuchet fires, the perp is then energetically forced into one or both of the girl's lower orifices. To get him out, you just pull the rope tied to his leg.
Perpfisting is a fine way to spend lazy gray Thursday afternoons.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
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radish

A radish is a chick/guy/300 lb lardass that drools.
WD...the ultimate radish.
by Jacques Asse January 20, 2010
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The corporate cock

The corporate cock is your boss, or bosses, within a corporate business context.
I hate the corporate cock. If it didn't pay so damn well I would shove this job up his ass.
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
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queenis

A queenis is a very small, almost girlish penis, that occurs when some guys have hypoglandular secretions in their metabolism. You need hormones to have a real dick.
Despite years of trying, the best Phred could manage was a small, limp queenis.
by Jacques Asse May 01, 2009
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sluthood

Mikah was enjoying her sluthood the other day, sucking her own boobs and finger fucking herself in the ass.
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
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manscara

Manscara is what men put on their eyelashes to make the look fuller, usually these are faggoty-ass metro Emo dudes with extremely small dicks.
Phred wears a lot of manscara.
by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009
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