The corporate cock

The corporate cock is your boss, or bosses, within a corporate business context.

I hate the corporate cock. If it didn't pay so damn well I would shove this job up his ass.

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

queenis

A queenis is a very small, almost girlish penis, that occurs when some guys have hypoglandular secretions in their metabolism. You need hormones to have a real dick.

Despite years of trying, the best Phred could manage was a small, limp queenis.

by Jacques Asse May 01, 2009

pubish

To resemble a pubis.

Michael Phelps has a pubish head.

by Jacques Asse February 09, 2009

manscara

Manscara is what men put on their eyelashes to make the look fuller, usually these are faggoty-ass metro Emo dudes with extremely small dicks.

Phred wears a lot of manscara.

by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009

sluthood

A condition of being Pam Anderson.

Mikah was enjoying her sluthood the other day, sucking her own boobs and finger fucking herself in the ass.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

backdoor berries

Backdoor berries are jams and various jellies used as anal lube for buttfucking.

Meredith found--much to her surprise--that she liked backdoor berries.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

sucking the corporate cock

sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.

When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009