niggaroni

Niggaroni refers to the very pasta-like consistency of nigger hair.

Mo'quan finked his niggaroni bafo headin' out on da street.

by Jacques Asse May 06, 2009

assopolis

A locale defined largely by the indigenous practice of heterosexual sodomy.

Jack visited another assopolis last week during his trip.

by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009

Erektus

Erektus are large, spatially dispersed penile warts.

After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erektus, and his phallus was never the same.

by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009

uma

An uma is the black hole the other socks and underwear fall in when you can only find one in the dryer.

OMG.....I lost even more socks in the Uma....Thurman, not stirred.

by Jacques Asse May 05, 2009

japaliano

A japanese wop.

Tony Suzuki tried strolling into Cavitali's, but he tripped on some rice and broke his dick, stupid japaliano.

by Jacques Asse February 12, 2009

Jew Heberman

Jew Heberman is the cartoonish facsimile of Joe LIEberman that has haunted the Democratic Party since 2006.

Jew Heberman is no Democrat.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Jingle Hell

Jingle Hell is the state of mind you are in once 8 weeks of incessant X-mas music and commercial propaganda have rotted and collapsed your mind.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....I am in Jingle Hell!

by Jacques Asse August 05, 2009