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faceburn

The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.
Nick got faceburned when Tori said "NO!".
by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009
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FBPA

Jacques joined the FBPA.
by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009
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Cunt bandit

A cunt bandit is someone who steals the pootie, and then throws it away so nobody else can bang it.
Trent and all other faggots with similar names are prima facie examples of the cunt bandit.
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
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Asshole Lessons

Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.

Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?

You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
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Nig Rock

Nig Rock is a galactic, cosmic asswipe that runs around saying stupid things like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".

Like anybody EVER uttered a fucking sentence like that.

Real niggers don't even SPEAK that way, but Nig Rock, living in his drug-addled little world pretends that people think he's a badass just because he was "inspired" to scrawl out some nonsense like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".

It is actually Satanic language referring to the end of the Cosmos.
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy.

Please, find me a stupider lyric EVER written in any language upon the face of this planet. Such mindless drivel could only originate in the foul bowels of the mind of Nig Rock.

God help us.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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Jewhole

A Jewhole is a Jewish asshole.

Alternatively, an Asshole is a Jew. Jews are assholes.
Jewholes ruin the world.
by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009
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Up the Rabbit Hole

The process of vomiting.
Phred had a bit too much to drink last night, thus went Up the Rabbit Hole.

Drunk bastard.
by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009
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