Definitions by Jacon (jay-son)

glans 

The fireman's helmet; the head of the penis; the red, sensitive part near the tip: the part that if you lick it hard enough will make your man cum.

Tom nibbled and licked Greg's glans until Greg squealed.

glans by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

cha-cha 

slang for the female sexual organ, i.e., the vagina

Jack rammed his prick in and out of Sally's cha-cha.

cha-cha by Jacon (jay-son) August 22, 2003

Red Rocket 

the act of masturbating a canine specifically, or masturbating in general

Marcus played red rocket with the pooch 'til it came.

Red Rocket by Jacon (jay-son) August 22, 2003

oompa-loompa's wiener 

Marijauna, i.e., pot; usually, of a less effectual sort. Low buzz factor.

I'm buzzin' on oompa-loompa's wiener

oompa-loompa's wiener by Jacon (jay-son) August 22, 2003

veni, vidi, vici 

I came, I saw, I conquered.

Commonly:
I came, I saw, I fucked.
or
I came, I saw, I came.

Oh, baby, veni, vidi, vici!

veni, vidi, vici by Jacon (jay-son) August 22, 2003

Strong Bad

a short ignoramus of a wrestler with little green electronic eyes, boxing gloves for hands, and is such an absorbing form of entertainment that you'ld rather starve to death than leave the computer before you finish reading his e-mail

Holy crap, Strongbad is the coolest!

Strong Bad by Jacon (jay-son) August 22, 2003