clarted

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.

by Jacomba February 28, 2004

hobot

That little sexy cursor buddy on your screen, that guides you through web surfing.

I am lost on the web without my hobot.

by Jacomba February 28, 2004

LBJ

"Long Blow Job"-Every mans dream.

While at the drive thru the other day, I ordered a BLT, while receiving my LBJ.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

BS

bacon strip

While mom washing washing my drawers she commented on the long BS in them. I told her I forgot to wipe.

by Jacomba March 03, 2004

bangs

Something Ricky Martin claims his "women" do. (We all question you on this one Ricky)

She bangs...she bangs...

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Acute Disese

A red bumpy rash covering the buttocks, that takes the shape of a big connect the dots smiley face. Now thats acute disease.

One should never lie on the beach in a thong, while having acute disease.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Quear Bear

Also spelled Queer Bear. A new addition to the care bear community, that tells little girls when you press its belly, that it is OK to be a carpet muncher or ditch licker.

I have Cheer bear and Birthday bear, but when I brought home Queer bear, my daughter seemed to bond with it immediately.

by Jacomba March 19, 2004