Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jacomba

hobot

That little sexy cursor buddy on your screen, that guides you through web surfing.

I am lost on the web without my hobot.

hobot by Jacomba February 28, 2004

The pleasurable word shouted by a female when the g-spot is tickled.

"Yes, harder...faster..thats it...GIZZLE ...OH GIZZLE."

Gizzle by Jacomba February 27, 2004

A red bumpy rash covering the buttocks, that takes the shape of a big connect the dots smiley face. Now thats acute disease.

One should never lie on the beach in a thong, while having acute disease.

Acute Disese by Jacomba February 27, 2004

"Long Blow Job"-Every mans dream.

While at the drive thru the other day, I ordered a BLT, while receiving my LBJ.

LBJ by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Hey, look at that Pachinko pickin' his but.

Pachinko by Jacomba February 27, 2004

A happy dance performed in parts of Paraguay when a girl loses her virginity to her husband.

(((Singing))) La couca racha, La couca Racha, va-gi-na dentata,la,la,la,la,la,la,la, repeat 5 times.

vagina dentata by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Brother to sock puppets Rocko, and Jocko,he is the quitest of the three.

I wish Socko would talk to Jocko and Rocko, I wonder if he needs therapy?

Socko by Jacomba February 27, 2004