Jacomba's definitions

dangler

When you go poopies and theres that one piece left hangin'on.

I wanted to wipe, but I had to scooch my butt around cuz I had a dangler.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

parry hotter

Popular wizard known throughout the dyslexic community.

When I grow up, I wanna be ujst ilke parry hotter.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

bangs

Something Ricky Martin claims his "women" do. (We all question you on this one Ricky)

She bangs...she bangs...

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

LBJ

"Long Blow Job"-Every mans dream.

While at the drive thru the other day, I ordered a BLT, while receiving my LBJ.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

ta shit

When ya gots ta go!!!

My dog was circlin' the house, and I didn't know why??? Leroy exclaimed he gots ta shit! He gots ta shit! So I let him out. Leroy is one smart brother.

by Jacomba March 2, 2004

Nexus

Hair conditioner.

I used to use Pantene, but now that I've switched to Nexus my hair is oh so bouncy, and I have better orgasms.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Socko

Brother to sock puppets Rocko, and Jocko,he is the quitest of the three.

I wish Socko would talk to Jocko and Rocko, I wonder if he needs therapy?

by Jacomba February 27, 2004