99 definition by Jacob

A waiter that works at Waffle House
Hey philosophistero, bring me my BLT
by Jacob March 15, 2005

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1. The hair growing on the human upper lip, especially when cultivated and groomed.
2. Something similar to the cultivated, groomed hair on the human upper lip, as:
A. A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of an animal.
B. Distinctive coloring or feathers near the beak of a bird.
C. Food or drink sticking conspicuously to the upper lip.
1. I hate when I have to shave my gloveja.

2. Sometimes when I drink milk, I get a milk gloveja
by Jacob December 17, 2004

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Slang term I made up.
Describes a penis when in cold temperatures.
Dude, I would have taken off my shorts, but my dick was all krinklde.
by Jacob January 13, 2004

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verb - to hit something with ones boobs.
Bob was boobasted the other day by that hooters waitress.
by Jacob August 05, 2003

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A knucklehead mcspazmitron that thinks hip-hop and rap are the same thing. He also thinks his MP3 player is the shit.
You think rap and hip-hop are the same thing? You're SUCH a Dyar!!!
by Jacob April 22, 2005

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one whom is all "up" on the taints goin from taint to taint
man you one crazy taint roller how many you get last week?
by Jacob January 27, 2005

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the act of "doing it" in an unconventional place such as a car or elevator
my friend got caught shwerveing in his car by the po po
by jacob February 21, 2005

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