Jacob's definitions

wizard

An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.

No examples needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means.

by Jacob December 28, 2003

plitz

Plitz means to make out when someone's parents are in the house, so you're kind of cautious.

Don't let me and your mother catch you and that slut plitz ever again!

by jacob December 22, 2004

goat

To stab somebody really hard, multiple times, and as fast as possible, with your penis.

If you goat her, that'll put her in place.

by Jacob August 5, 2003

rodenhurst

aka Rosenbagah...shrek...and yeti

strong as ox...and looks like one too
one who takes out wrath on styrofoam
big bully

the middle line backer is like Rodenhurst, though not as slow

by Jacob March 18, 2005

Gotuam

"Fat gundu manager that speaks this "what are you doing buddy". is the biggest tight ass by paying employees shit pay

Apu of the Simpsons

by Jacob September 21, 2003

chunder

The played out..riddin all day part of the mountain when your sking or snowboarding.Generally consisting of small to huge chunks of ice,sluff,or just beat up snow.

Shit..I would've stomped that if it wasn't for all the chunder in the landing

by Jacob June 7, 2004

fnork

The process of sticking dead animals in one's vagina

She fnorked that chipmunk

by Jacob September 10, 2004