by jacko May 13, 2005

'Microsoft Works'
'Military intelligence'
'Military intelligence'
by jacko March 01, 2004

Shortened form of as-if, used by those who find 'sif' to be a travesty of english. I mean really, " 'sif " would be alright, but sif, nah, while your killing the language, at least make it Phonetic.
zif you'd spell zif with an 's'
by Jacko November 29, 2003

An untidy vagina. The name is derived from the steggles brand of chicken. It occurs when the labia minora/majora of the vagina hang down like the comb of a chicken/rooster, hence steggles.
Jocko: "Went down on this chick last night, wasn't pretty bro....."
Jacko: "Fuckin steggles bro?"
Jocko: "Word"
Jacko: "Fuckin steggles bro?"
Jocko: "Word"
by Jacko December 21, 2004

by jacko March 29, 2005

the multi-coloured fungus that appears around the rim of the japs-eye of the penis,and maybe further if left untreated.
jesus christ dude i had to go to the doctors yesterday 2 get a lump of dickscum cut away from my japs-eye!!!! it fuckin wrecked dude!!!
by jacko April 16, 2005

by Jacko February 26, 2004
