Jacko's definitions

mas duro

Usually a girl tellin a guy while having sex to give it to her harder

Ay papi damelo mas duro!!!

by jacko March 29, 2005

zif

Shortened form of as-if, used by those who find 'sif' to be a travesty of english. I mean really, " 'sif " would be alright, but sif, nah, while your killing the language, at least make it Phonetic.

zif you'd spell zif with an 's'

by Jacko November 29, 2003

Gack

derogatory term for cunt

Get your Gack out!

My Gack smells fishey

by Jacko September 23, 2004

schwag

any product or thing of poor quality masking itself as a viable product.

Aquanet is the shwag of the hair care world, and Spam is the schwag of the meat world

by Jacko December 16, 2002

Sega 32X

I've always thought the 32X was a great idea, but ruined by the incredibly mediocre line-up of titles. Most were Mega Drive ports, such as Toughman Contest, Mortal Kombat II and WWF Raw.

Hell, all EA changed in Toughman Contest 32X was their EA Sports logo and a clearer sound effect. They may as well have got some surplus Mega Drive stock and rebadged them as 32X.

It's also quite sad when there's more titles canceled than there were released. The 32X almost had a decent line-up of games. Oh well.

Doom
Metal Head
DarXide
Stellar Assault
Star Wars Arcade
Virtua Racing Deluxe
Virtua Fighter
T-Mek

These are pretty much the only games that shown what the 32X was capable of at the time. The rest of it's library consists of ports of existing Mega Drive titles that bear little to no change.

by Jacko August 22, 2004

penis lines

Those lines of muscles that are found only on men and in place of hips on women. Especially common on thin and lanky kids and when followed lead to nothing other than the penis.

"I can't help wanting to touch him when I see those sexy penis lines."

by Jacko September 9, 2003

ay papi

A horny way to call ur boifriend while having sex

Ay papi damelo mas duro

by jacko March 29, 2005