Jacko's definitions

Pele

The supreme hawaiian god
also the valcano god

If U take a rock from hawaii Pele will mess w/ U!

by jacko July 8, 2004

Oxymoron

Usually two words that contradict each other.

'Microsoft Works'
'Military intelligence'

by jacko March 1, 2004

Wizards cuff

Particularly baggy vaginal outer lips.

" She had a clout like a wizards cuff!"

by Jacko February 26, 2004

blick

Eng: (adj) an undefinable, incomprihsable state
German: View, vista

Its kinda like meh, bleh, or keh, or all those other "i have no identifiable emotions' words

today was fairly blick, i need a drink

by Jacko December 15, 2003

zif

Shortened form of as-if, used by those who find 'sif' to be a travesty of english. I mean really, " 'sif " would be alright, but sif, nah, while your killing the language, at least make it Phonetic.

zif you'd spell zif with an 's'

by Jacko November 29, 2003

penis lines

Those lines of muscles that are found only on men and in place of hips on women. Especially common on thin and lanky kids and when followed lead to nothing other than the penis.

"I can't help wanting to touch him when I see those sexy penis lines."

by Jacko September 9, 2003

schwag

any product or thing of poor quality masking itself as a viable product.

Aquanet is the shwag of the hair care world, and Spam is the schwag of the meat world

by Jacko December 16, 2002