glablabla

An iranian term used to define globular. used by the most intellectual lecturers
A globular protein found within the human body.
by jacko May 13, 2005
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Oxymoron

Usually two words that contradict each other.
'Microsoft Works'
'Military intelligence'
by jacko March 01, 2004
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zif

Shortened form of as-if, used by those who find 'sif' to be a travesty of english. I mean really, " 'sif " would be alright, but sif, nah, while your killing the language, at least make it Phonetic.
zif you'd spell zif with an 's'
by Jacko November 29, 2003
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steggles

An untidy vagina. The name is derived from the steggles brand of chicken. It occurs when the labia minora/majora of the vagina hang down like the comb of a chicken/rooster, hence steggles.
Jocko: "Went down on this chick last night, wasn't pretty bro....."
Jacko: "Fuckin steggles bro?"
Jocko: "Word"
by Jacko December 21, 2004
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ay papi

A horny way to call ur boifriend while having sex
by jacko March 29, 2005
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dickscum

the multi-coloured fungus that appears around the rim of the japs-eye of the penis,and maybe further if left untreated.
jesus christ dude i had to go to the doctors yesterday 2 get a lump of dickscum cut away from my japs-eye!!!! it fuckin wrecked dude!!!
by jacko April 16, 2005
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Wizards cuff

" She had a clout like a wizards cuff!"
by Jacko February 26, 2004
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