schwag

any product or thing of poor quality masking itself as a viable product.

Aquanet is the shwag of the hair care world, and Spam is the schwag of the meat world

by Jacko December 17, 2002

Wizards cuff

Particularly baggy vaginal outer lips.

" She had a clout like a wizards cuff!"

by Jacko February 26, 2004

penis lines

Those lines of muscles that are found only on men and in place of hips on women. Especially common on thin and lanky kids and when followed lead to nothing other than the penis.

"I can't help wanting to touch him when I see those sexy penis lines."

by Jacko September 09, 2003

Gack

derogatory term for cunt

Get your Gack out!

My Gack smells fishey

by Jacko September 23, 2004

glablabla

An iranian term used to define globular. used by the most intellectual lecturers

A globular protein found within the human body.

by jacko March 15, 2005

dickscum

the multi-coloured fungus that appears around the rim of the japs-eye of the penis,and maybe further if left untreated.

jesus christ dude i had to go to the doctors yesterday 2 get a lump of dickscum cut away from my japs-eye!!!! it fuckin wrecked dude!!!

by jacko April 16, 2005

Oxymoron

Usually two words that contradict each other.

'Microsoft Works'
'Military intelligence'

by jacko March 01, 2004