schwag

any product or thing of poor quality masking itself as a viable product.
Aquanet is the shwag of the hair care world, and Spam is the schwag of the meat world
by Jacko December 17, 2002
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Wizards cuff

Particularly baggy vaginal outer lips.
" She had a clout like a wizards cuff!"
by Jacko February 26, 2004
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penis lines

Those lines of muscles that are found only on men and in place of hips on women. Especially common on thin and lanky kids and when followed lead to nothing other than the penis.
"I can't help wanting to touch him when I see those sexy penis lines."
by Jacko September 09, 2003
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dickscum

the multi-coloured fungus that appears around the rim of the japs-eye of the penis,and maybe further if left untreated.
jesus christ dude i had to go to the doctors yesterday 2 get a lump of dickscum cut away from my japs-eye!!!! it fuckin wrecked dude!!!
by jacko April 16, 2005
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Gack

Get your Gack out!

My Gack smells fishey
by Jacko September 23, 2004
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glablabla

An iranian term used to define globular. used by the most intellectual lecturers
A globular protein found within the human body.
by jacko March 15, 2005
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Oxymoron

'Microsoft Works'
'Military intelligence'
by jacko March 01, 2004
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