Jackie's definitions

nuclear war

a war using atomic weapons w/ the intent of destruction on another country/area.

often used as a possible effect of any plan in a debate.

only the roaches survived the nuclear war that was caused by a plan to make everyone wear school uniforms.

by Jackie January 26, 2004

jesse mccartney

an extremely hot 17 year old you is on the wb show summerland and sings some kind of lame songs but is still really hot

me- omg i love jesse mccartney he is soo hot!!
friend- ya but his songs suck
me- ya but he is really hot and i lvoe summerland

by jackie February 6, 2005

mouth

a girl or bird who talks too much with too much common slang

"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"allright kidda laaaaaaaaaar"
"alright lid"

by jackie July 11, 2004

unconditional love

Love no matter what, under all circumstances.

How Vinnie said he wanted to love me..

by Jackie May 13, 2005

virginitye

1)To be shouted at random
2)To be used when describing multiple virgins

J: So, Laura, how was your weekend?
L: It was great! I went (D: VIRGINITYE) Virginitye!

by Jackie January 10, 2005

dumb

used to emphasize somethin

"that song is dumb good!"
"look at ashanti..shes dumb hot!"
"fuckin wiggers, they be dumb stupid!"

by jackie December 29, 2004

quick draw

The inability to hold one's sperm in for more then two minutes during:foreplay, oral sex, and/or intercourse.Usually results in a very unhappy/confused partner.

One Minute Wonder and Horney Heather were gettin it on, and One Minute Wonder was givin it his all and making quite the impression. The next time OMW and Horney Heather went out their time together was... less that satisfactory. But, Heather being the wonderful and caring person she was decided to give OMW one more chance, and another and another. Unfortunatly Heather was not seeing any improvement. She therefore decided that OMW was a hopeless "quick draw" and left him immediatly.

by Jackie May 13, 2005