Jack324's definitions

periphs

The corner of your field of vision - comes from the phrase "peripheral vision"

"Whoa, check out that car crash! Well, maybe you shouldn't, since you're driving."
"No, I can see it out of my periphs."

by Jack324 November 18, 2007

it is what it is

That's just the way things are, like it or not.

"I hate how the government feels like they have to monitor our every move."
"Hey, it is what it is."

by Jack324 January 14, 2009

finagle

What you do with a bagel.

"I'm hungry."
"You should go finagle a bagel!"
"Good call, brosef!"

by Jack324 October 11, 2007

Joy

Someone who is half-Jewish; a combination of the words Jew and goy.

"Hey Mark, did you ever have a Bar Mitzvah?"
"No. I'm not that religious; I'm actually a Joy."

by Jack324 March 19, 2008

yarblockos

The Nadsat word for testicles.

"Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you!"

by Jack324 March 15, 2007

college gold

quarters; so named because students often need quarters for laundry and vending machines.

"It's not that I'm too lazy to do laundry, it's just that I haven't got enough of that college gold."

by Jack324 November 24, 2007

Maunt

Half man, half aunt, was given an extra male chromosome or two at birth and has a mustache and/or massive sideburns as a result. Does not have to refer to an aunt, but it almost always refers to a family member.

"What does uncle Joe's new wife look like?"
"You haven't seen her? She's got a huge mustache. A total maunt, but don't tell him I said that."

by Jack324 October 29, 2005