Definitions by Jack324

Washington Square Park 

A park you can't spend more than couple minutes in without being offered weed, which is usually just sticks, seeds and blades of grass.

"This weed is horrible! Where did you buy it, Washington Square Park?

Washington Square Park by Jack324 October 16, 2007

finagle 

What you do with a bagel.

"I'm hungry."
"You should go finagle a bagel!"
"Good call, brosef!"

finagle by Jack324 October 11, 2007

NYE 

The last name of Bill, best known for his contributions to the field of televised science.

"Hey, Bill Nye the Science Guy is on!"
"Sweet dude!"

NYE by Jack324 October 1, 2007

internymph 

Someone who can't get enough of cybersex. A portmanteau of the words internet and nymphomaniac.

Tom: My girlfriend lives far away, but she's insatiable. Every night she demands at least an hour of cyber sex
Dick: Damn, nigga!
Harry: What an internymph!

internymph by Jack324 July 14, 2007

crownids 

magic brownies. Gets its name from the T9 texting function. I tried texting my friend to tell him I had made some, but it came up as crownids.

"Yo, you wanna eat some crownids tonight?"
"What the fuck is a crownid?

crownids by Jack324 June 11, 2007

...or the terrorists win 

A horrible lie spread by the Bush Administration to further their agenda.

"We have to stay in Iraq for another 15 years ...or the terrorists win."
"We have to keep marriage between a man and a woman ...or the terrorists win."

...or the terrorists win by Jack324 May 17, 2007

the groove 

when you've got the perfect buzz in beirut, so you're more relaxed about making shots, but not so drunk that you miss them all.

"Joe and I totally dominated in beer pong last night! We were in the groove, but the other guys were tanked."

the groove by Jack324 April 13, 2007