68 definitions by Jack mehoff

breakfast

a person, place, or thing who is able to, with minimal effort, impress suburban kids.

"this new roller rink is going to be such a breakfast!"

by Jack mehoff October 25, 2003

Miln Jellybean

A complete idiot. He b d n00b.

See STD.

Use protection; wear a condom!

by Jack mehoff June 18, 2004

wendys

Good joke to pull on some of your friends that are to slow to pick up on it.

Jack:Hey man do you like Wendy's?
Friend: Yeah(95% of the time they will say that cause who the hell would think of that anyway)
Jack: So you like when Dees Nuts hit your chin.

by Jack mehoff February 15, 2005

bounging

1 bounging.
2 like a ZUKSTER.
3 Dont pay attention to this word ya damn fugger.
4 Thugee.
5 fat girl in a red dress with facial hair.

1 man you look like a bounging.
2 Scary man: it was a foggy moonless night an evil cult THE THUGEE.
3 BOUNGING.
4 Dat zukster is bounging.

by Jack mehoff November 7, 2004

twerp

The process of licking and synthesizing a female's clitoris; eating out the pussy.

Whistle while you twerp.

by Jack mehoff January 29, 2005

wren

The local bitch of Furcadia.

"Don't you be a Wren!"

by Jack mehoff August 4, 2004

Cookie crumbs

also known as crackrock

What ya need, man?..."Ya got them crumbs, man?"

by Jack mehoff November 27, 2004