Drippy Wet Vagina- when a friend is being real cunty about something that normal people usually don't get cunty about, unless they are on the rag and trying to be difficult.
Jack: Hey scott, want to go to la ruana for lunch today?
Scott: I don't know, i gotta hit the cash machine and get some money. and who's gonna drive ? and well i'm not really that hungry yet. so ummm yeah, i don't know
Jack: dude, why are you such a DWV today? gimme a break, here's a tampon ! mutha fuka please ! !
Scott: I don't know, i gotta hit the cash machine and get some money. and who's gonna drive ? and well i'm not really that hungry yet. so ummm yeah, i don't know
Jack: dude, why are you such a DWV today? gimme a break, here's a tampon ! mutha fuka please ! !
by Jack de wack February 03, 2009
The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.
jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !
by Jack de wack June 26, 2008
A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.
Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.
Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.
Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.
by Jack de wack June 12, 2008
used to refer to a girl with large boobs. an extension of the word "rack" wich traditionally refered to animal with horns and evolved to a women with big boobs.
Tom: Jim, i'm gonna go talk to rackinella in the tank top.
Jim: I don't blame you, she's got a huge rack ! !
Jim: I don't blame you, she's got a huge rack ! !
by Jack de wack May 10, 2008
When someone is over reacting and stressed out and taking it out on everyone around them. A few years ago “stress mess” would have been used. Now the phrase “sweating-a-dick” is used.
Diana: Arnold, why is Carol e-mailing me and everyone else in the office over that file ??? I thought that it was completed ??
Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
by Jack de wack October 15, 2019
When someone is over reacting and stressed out and taking it out on everyone around them. A few years ago “stress mess” would have been used. Now the phrase “sweating-a-dick” is used.
Diana: Arnold, why is Carol e-mailing me and everyone else in the office over that file ??? I thought that it was completed ??
Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
by Jack de wack October 15, 2019
when a male fully clothed rubs his cock (tip of his penis, or cap) against any part of another person male or female as if by accident or brushing his crotch against them so that they can feel the penis. this is a tradition in a town called riverhead, and mostly preformed by a man named joe who works in said town.
lori, i was sitting in my seat on a plane and this fuck putting his bag in the overhead just capped me !
joe you fuck, you just capped me ! !
joe you fuck, you just capped me ! !
by Jack de wack May 08, 2008