Jack de wack's definitions
code word for a womans breasts, and code word for a homosexual male. "hammer" being one males penis "licker" being the homosexual male licking said hammer.
hey john, look at the hammer lickers on that blonde.
yo, i think that kid tom is a hammer licker. He was looking at my cock !
yo, i think that kid tom is a hammer licker. He was looking at my cock !
by Jack de wack May 7, 2008
Get the hammer lickermug. When someone is over reacting and stressed out and taking it out on everyone around them. A few years ago “stress mess” would have been used. Now the phrase “sweating-a-dick” is used.
Diana: Arnold, why is Carol e-mailing me and everyone else in the office over that file ??? I thought that it was completed ??
Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
by Jack de wack October 14, 2019
Get the Sweating-a-dickmug. true way to hate.If you could take 1,000 suns and combine their fire and intensity in one spot,you would then place this person, place or thing into that fire with no hesitation or remorse and enjoy watching that object ignite instantly. when your dislike for someone graduates to hatred, and you despise the site of this person, you " hate them with the fire of 1,000 suns.
john: hey jack whats your problem with wes ?, you look like you want to kill him !
jack: john, i tell you, that cocksucker has made my life miserable, i hate him with the fire of 1,000 suns !
john: wow, thats a little harsh don't you think ?
jack: i wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, and i'd kick the shit out of a person if they tried to.
John: ummm, well o.k. then ......
jack: john, i tell you, that cocksucker has made my life miserable, i hate him with the fire of 1,000 suns !
john: wow, thats a little harsh don't you think ?
jack: i wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, and i'd kick the shit out of a person if they tried to.
John: ummm, well o.k. then ......
by Jack de wack June 13, 2008
Get the fire of 1,000 sunsmug. when a male fully clothed rubs his cock (tip of his penis, or cap) against any part of another person male or female as if by accident or brushing his crotch against them so that they can feel the penis. this is a tradition in a town called riverhead, and mostly preformed by a man named joe who works in said town.
lori, i was sitting in my seat on a plane and this fuck putting his bag in the overhead just capped me !
joe you fuck, you just capped me ! !
joe you fuck, you just capped me ! !
by Jack de wack May 8, 2008
Get the capmug. A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.
Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
by Jack de wack February 4, 2009
Get the text message hand jobmug. man, what the fuck ! you wit dat booshit ! !
i walked thru a haunted house and stepped in some booshit ! !
i walked thru a haunted house and stepped in some booshit ! !
by Jack de wack June 4, 2008
Get the booshitmug. When you pull out while having sex and "spray" sperm all over your girls face, chest, belly or ass. As it hits any of those surfaces gravity soon affects the jizz and in starts to roll "down".
by Jack de wack May 19, 2008
Get the spray downmug.