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When someone is over reacting and stressed out and taking it out on everyone around them. A few years ago “stress mess” would have been used. Now the phrase “sweating-a-dick” is used.
Diana: Arnold, why is Carol e-mailing me and everyone else in the office over that file ??? I thought that it was completed ??
Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
by Jack de wack October 14, 2019
Get the Sweating-a-dick mug.When someone is over reacting and stressed out and taking it out on everyone around them. A few years ago “stress mess” would have been used. Now the phrase “sweating-a-dick” is used.
Diana: Arnold, why is Carol e-mailing me and everyone else in the office over that file ??? I thought that it was completed ??
Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
by Jack de wack October 14, 2019
Get the Sweating-a-dick mug.When a person male or female intentionally licks another male or female's face while a picture is being taken and uses it as a profile picture on facebook
Jack- Rachel, how many licktims do you have now ? ?
Rachel- I have several, a few of my baby's daddy's and I think one with Kate and one with Maria.
Jack- wow, thats kinda messed up, why not just a nice picture ?
Rachel- hey moe fuggah, cause thats how Rachy rolls ! !
Maria- She liked my face like a fuckin labrodor ! WTF ! !
Christie- Hell kid that's just Rachy being Rachy !
Kate- Ummm, yeah, anybody want to buy a didlo ? ? anyone ? ? ?
Brenduh- Which one of you fucks took my kids sponge bob hat ! ! It's not funny. You guys suck ! !
Rachel- I have several, a few of my baby's daddy's and I think one with Kate and one with Maria.
Jack- wow, thats kinda messed up, why not just a nice picture ?
Rachel- hey moe fuggah, cause thats how Rachy rolls ! !
Maria- She liked my face like a fuckin labrodor ! WTF ! !
Christie- Hell kid that's just Rachy being Rachy !
Kate- Ummm, yeah, anybody want to buy a didlo ? ? anyone ? ? ?
Brenduh- Which one of you fucks took my kids sponge bob hat ! ! It's not funny. You guys suck ! !
by Jack de wack November 5, 2010
Get the Licktim mug.A guy I guess from Cleavland Ohio, but I really don't know where the hell this loser is from. This ass jockey raps, Kids all think he's the bomb.com but I never hear his spins on the radio. This shit bird should go back to cleavland, and get a job washing cars or flipping burgers and he should finish school. Cause his raps sound like craps ! !
Emilie: hey did you guys hear the new kid cudi ? ?
Doria : umm Who ? ?
Claudia: well ahhh Yes ! we did.
Jack: Is that the new country western guy,girls ?
Doria: WAIT ! ! ! kid who ? who is this guy i never heard of him !
Claudia: yes, we heard him !
Claudia aside to Doria: shut up dummy ! or she's gonna go on her rant about this idiot !
Doria: ohh yeah ! i heard him. he rocks ! um i mean raps !
Jack : hey is that the guy from Metallica ? ?
I love those guys ! !
Doria : umm Who ? ?
Claudia: well ahhh Yes ! we did.
Jack: Is that the new country western guy,girls ?
Doria: WAIT ! ! ! kid who ? who is this guy i never heard of him !
Claudia: yes, we heard him !
Claudia aside to Doria: shut up dummy ! or she's gonna go on her rant about this idiot !
Doria: ohh yeah ! i heard him. he rocks ! um i mean raps !
Jack : hey is that the guy from Metallica ? ?
I love those guys ! !
by Jack de wack March 25, 2010
Get the Kid Cudi mug.Gash heavy is a crude term used to describe the patrons of a bar. If the bar has a lot of males in it, the term sausage party might be used. When a bar or club has a lot of females of legal age the term gash heavy would be used.
Big bob: dude get here quick ! , this place is gash heavy !
scott: how was the club last night Bob ?
Big Bob: Gash heavy man !
I guess i picked a bad time for reconstructive mangina surgery ! !
scott: how was the club last night Bob ?
Big Bob: Gash heavy man !
I guess i picked a bad time for reconstructive mangina surgery ! !
by Jack de wack March 22, 2010
Get the Gash Heavy mug.A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.
Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
by Jack de wack February 4, 2009
Get the text message hand job mug.Drippy Wet Vagina- when a friend is being real cunty about something that normal people usually don't get cunty about, unless they are on the rag and trying to be difficult.
Jack: Hey scott, want to go to la ruana for lunch today?
Scott: I don't know, i gotta hit the cash machine and get some money. and who's gonna drive ? and well i'm not really that hungry yet. so ummm yeah, i don't know
Jack: dude, why are you such a DWV today? gimme a break, here's a tampon ! mutha fuka please ! !
Scott: I don't know, i gotta hit the cash machine and get some money. and who's gonna drive ? and well i'm not really that hungry yet. so ummm yeah, i don't know
Jack: dude, why are you such a DWV today? gimme a break, here's a tampon ! mutha fuka please ! !
by Jack de wack February 4, 2009
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