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A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.
Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.
Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.
Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.
by Jack de wack June 12, 2008
Get the double dick touch mug.When someone is over reacting and stressed out and taking it out on everyone around them. A few years ago “stress mess” would have been used. Now the phrase “sweating-a-dick” is used.
Diana: Arnold, why is Carol e-mailing me and everyone else in the office over that file ??? I thought that it was completed ??
Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
by Jack de wack October 14, 2019
Get the Sweating-a-dick mug.The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.
jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !
by Jack de wack June 26, 2008
Get the cooler maintenance mug.true way to hate.If you could take 1,000 suns and combine their fire and intensity in one spot,you would then place this person, place or thing into that fire with no hesitation or remorse and enjoy watching that object ignite instantly. when your dislike for someone graduates to hatred, and you despise the site of this person, you " hate them with the fire of 1,000 suns.
john: hey jack whats your problem with wes ?, you look like you want to kill him !
jack: john, i tell you, that cocksucker has made my life miserable, i hate him with the fire of 1,000 suns !
john: wow, thats a little harsh don't you think ?
jack: i wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, and i'd kick the shit out of a person if they tried to.
John: ummm, well o.k. then ......
jack: john, i tell you, that cocksucker has made my life miserable, i hate him with the fire of 1,000 suns !
john: wow, thats a little harsh don't you think ?
jack: i wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, and i'd kick the shit out of a person if they tried to.
John: ummm, well o.k. then ......
by Jack de wack June 13, 2008
Get the fire of 1,000 suns mug.when a male fully clothed rubs his cock (tip of his penis, or cap) against any part of another person male or female as if by accident or brushing his crotch against them so that they can feel the penis. this is a tradition in a town called riverhead, and mostly preformed by a man named joe who works in said town.
lori, i was sitting in my seat on a plane and this fuck putting his bag in the overhead just capped me !
joe you fuck, you just capped me ! !
joe you fuck, you just capped me ! !
by Jack de wack May 8, 2008
Get the cap mug.When a person male or female intentionally licks another male or female's face while a picture is being taken and uses it as a profile picture on facebook
Jack- Rachel, how many licktims do you have now ? ?
Rachel- I have several, a few of my baby's daddy's and I think one with Kate and one with Maria.
Jack- wow, thats kinda messed up, why not just a nice picture ?
Rachel- hey moe fuggah, cause thats how Rachy rolls ! !
Maria- She liked my face like a fuckin labrodor ! WTF ! !
Christie- Hell kid that's just Rachy being Rachy !
Kate- Ummm, yeah, anybody want to buy a didlo ? ? anyone ? ? ?
Brenduh- Which one of you fucks took my kids sponge bob hat ! ! It's not funny. You guys suck ! !
Rachel- I have several, a few of my baby's daddy's and I think one with Kate and one with Maria.
Jack- wow, thats kinda messed up, why not just a nice picture ?
Rachel- hey moe fuggah, cause thats how Rachy rolls ! !
Maria- She liked my face like a fuckin labrodor ! WTF ! !
Christie- Hell kid that's just Rachy being Rachy !
Kate- Ummm, yeah, anybody want to buy a didlo ? ? anyone ? ? ?
Brenduh- Which one of you fucks took my kids sponge bob hat ! ! It's not funny. You guys suck ! !
by Jack de wack November 5, 2010
Get the Licktim mug.Also known as "The fart game" In many situations it is not possible to say fart game so cupit is used. The art of cuping your hand, placing the cupped hand in the crack of your ass and farting into it forcefully. then in a swift ninja move you take the cupped hand with a large amount of fart scented air and place it over the unsuspecting persons face. forcing them to breathe in a good amount of your fart.
Uncle Jack:Hi ethan want to play a game called cupit ?
Ethan: ok
Uncle Jack: BRRRRRPP !!!!
Ethan: Ewwww That smells bad uncle jack, I don't like this game
Uncle Jack: Thats o.k. you lost anyway kid ! !
Ethan: ok
Uncle Jack: BRRRRRPP !!!!
Ethan: Ewwww That smells bad uncle jack, I don't like this game
Uncle Jack: Thats o.k. you lost anyway kid ! !
by Jack de wack May 17, 2008
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