Jack de wack's definitions

Gash Heavy

Gash heavy is a crude term used to describe the patrons of a bar. If the bar has a lot of males in it, the term sausage party might be used. When a bar or club has a lot of females of legal age the term gash heavy would be used.

Big bob: dude get here quick ! , this place is gash heavy !

scott: how was the club last night Bob ?

Big Bob: Gash heavy man !

I guess i picked a bad time for reconstructive mangina surgery ! !

by Jack de wack March 22, 2010

cupit

Also known as "The fart game" In many situations it is not possible to say fart game so cupit is used. The art of cuping your hand, placing the cupped hand in the crack of your ass and farting into it forcefully. then in a swift ninja move you take the cupped hand with a large amount of fart scented air and place it over the unsuspecting persons face. forcing them to breathe in a good amount of your fart.

Uncle Jack:Hi ethan want to play a game called cupit ?
Ethan: ok
Uncle Jack: BRRRRRPP !!!!
Ethan: Ewwww That smells bad uncle jack, I don't like this game
Uncle Jack: Thats o.k. you lost anyway kid ! !

by Jack de wack May 17, 2008

air brakes

sound, a PSSHHH, type of sound that is similar to a trucks air brakes. The meaning can be two fold, 1st this sound is performed when you are in strong disagrement with a person or with something they might have said. and the 2nd would be performed to say "fuck you" to someone without them really knowing. If they knew you were telling them "fuck you" they would donkey punch you in the head

girlfriend: tom ! all you want to do is drink beer with your friends,or fuck and watch porn. i can't stand it anymore ! !
Tom:PSSHHH ! i'm so sorry, i didn't know it bothered you so much. i'll stop , i want to make you happy

Doe: Fall out boy is the best band in the world ! !
Cloe: PSSHHH, umm, i know they rock !

Dad: Mike ! go in that room and clean it up ! it looks like a pig stye in there ! !
Mike: PSSHHH , no problem dad right away
Dad: HEY ! ! don't kick me air brakes ! do that shit again and i'll donkey punch you in the head ! !
Mike: Ummmmm, yes sir

by Jack de wack June 12, 2008

hammer licker

code word for a womans breasts, and code word for a homosexual male. "hammer" being one males penis "licker" being the homosexual male licking said hammer.

hey john, look at the hammer lickers on that blonde.

yo, i think that kid tom is a hammer licker. He was looking at my cock !

by Jack de wack May 7, 2008

text message hand job

A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.

Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !

by Jack de wack February 4, 2009

booshit

an afro american slang for bullshit. or when a ghost takes a shit it might be known as booshit.

man, what the fuck ! you wit dat booshit ! !

i walked thru a haunted house and stepped in some booshit ! !

by Jack de wack June 4, 2008

dewsh

just another way of spelling douche, all the same definitions apply. looks cool when you send it in am i/m or a text message on your phone and can slide under the radar when typing in a forum that edits out bad words

hey, what was with tom last nght, he was acting like a real "dewsh"

Kathy: Jenny, what with that twat stank ?

Jenny: I know, my pussy is a little stinky, i got power fucked by john like 6 times this week. I guess i should dewsh to wash all those loads out

by Jack de wack May 8, 2008