Jack de wack's definitions

cupit

Also known as "The fart game" In many situations it is not possible to say fart game so cupit is used. The art of cuping your hand, placing the cupped hand in the crack of your ass and farting into it forcefully. then in a swift ninja move you take the cupped hand with a large amount of fart scented air and place it over the unsuspecting persons face. forcing them to breathe in a good amount of your fart.

Uncle Jack:Hi ethan want to play a game called cupit ?
Ethan: ok
Uncle Jack: BRRRRRPP !!!!
Ethan: Ewwww That smells bad uncle jack, I don't like this game
Uncle Jack: Thats o.k. you lost anyway kid ! !

by Jack de wack May 17, 2008

cooler maintenance

The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.

jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !

by Jack de wack June 26, 2008

A train

A person who has the aids virus

yo, did you see that guy, looks like he's on the A train

by Jack de wack May 8, 2008

double dick touch

A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.

Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.

Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.

by Jack de wack June 12, 2008

air brakes

sound, a PSSHHH, type of sound that is similar to a trucks air brakes. The meaning can be two fold, 1st this sound is performed when you are in strong disagrement with a person or with something they might have said. and the 2nd would be performed to say "fuck you" to someone without them really knowing. If they knew you were telling them "fuck you" they would donkey punch you in the head

girlfriend: tom ! all you want to do is drink beer with your friends,or fuck and watch porn. i can't stand it anymore ! !
Tom:PSSHHH ! i'm so sorry, i didn't know it bothered you so much. i'll stop , i want to make you happy

Doe: Fall out boy is the best band in the world ! !
Cloe: PSSHHH, umm, i know they rock !

Dad: Mike ! go in that room and clean it up ! it looks like a pig stye in there ! !
Mike: PSSHHH , no problem dad right away
Dad: HEY ! ! don't kick me air brakes ! do that shit again and i'll donkey punch you in the head ! !
Mike: Ummmmm, yes sir

by Jack de wack June 12, 2008

Gash Heavy

Gash heavy is a crude term used to describe the patrons of a bar. If the bar has a lot of males in it, the term sausage party might be used. When a bar or club has a lot of females of legal age the term gash heavy would be used.

Big bob: dude get here quick ! , this place is gash heavy !

scott: how was the club last night Bob ?

Big Bob: Gash heavy man !

I guess i picked a bad time for reconstructive mangina surgery ! !

by Jack de wack March 22, 2010

Sweating-a-dick

When someone is over reacting and stressed out and taking it out on everyone around them. A few years ago “stress mess” would have been used. Now the phrase “sweating-a-dick” is used.

Diana: Arnold, why is Carol e-mailing me and everyone else in the office over that file ??? I thought that it was completed ??

Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.

by Jack de wack October 14, 2019