Jack de wack's definitions

Licktim

When a person male or female intentionally licks another male or female's face while a picture is being taken and uses it as a profile picture on facebook

Jack- Rachel, how many licktims do you have now ? ?

Rachel- I have several, a few of my baby's daddy's and I think one with Kate and one with Maria.

Jack- wow, thats kinda messed up, why not just a nice picture ?

Rachel- hey moe fuggah, cause thats how Rachy rolls ! !

Maria- She liked my face like a fuckin labrodor ! WTF ! !

Christie- Hell kid that's just Rachy being Rachy !

Kate- Ummm, yeah, anybody want to buy a didlo ? ? anyone ? ? ?

Brenduh- Which one of you fucks took my kids sponge bob hat ! ! It's not funny. You guys suck ! !

by Jack de wack November 5, 2010

Gash Heavy

Gash heavy is a crude term used to describe the patrons of a bar. If the bar has a lot of males in it, the term sausage party might be used. When a bar or club has a lot of females of legal age the term gash heavy would be used.

Big bob: dude get here quick ! , this place is gash heavy !

scott: how was the club last night Bob ?

Big Bob: Gash heavy man !

I guess i picked a bad time for reconstructive mangina surgery ! !

by Jack de wack March 22, 2010

double dick touch

A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.

Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.

Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.

by Jack de wack June 12, 2008

text message hand job

A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.

Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !

by Jack de wack February 4, 2009

booshit

an afro american slang for bullshit. or when a ghost takes a shit it might be known as booshit.

man, what the fuck ! you wit dat booshit ! !

i walked thru a haunted house and stepped in some booshit ! !

by Jack de wack June 4, 2008

dewsh

just another way of spelling douche, all the same definitions apply. looks cool when you send it in am i/m or a text message on your phone and can slide under the radar when typing in a forum that edits out bad words

hey, what was with tom last nght, he was acting like a real "dewsh"

Kathy: Jenny, what with that twat stank ?

Jenny: I know, my pussy is a little stinky, i got power fucked by john like 6 times this week. I guess i should dewsh to wash all those loads out

by Jack de wack May 8, 2008

spray down

When you pull out while having sex and "spray" sperm all over your girls face, chest, belly or ass. As it hits any of those surfaces gravity soon affects the jizz and in starts to roll "down".

I would give that hooker a good "spray down"

by Jack de wack May 19, 2008