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Gash heavy is a crude term used to describe the patrons of a bar. If the bar has a lot of males in it, the term sausage party might be used. When a bar or club has a lot of females of legal age the term gash heavy would be used.
Big bob: dude get here quick ! , this place is gash heavy !
scott: how was the club last night Bob ?
Big Bob: Gash heavy man !
I guess i picked a bad time for reconstructive mangina surgery ! !
scott: how was the club last night Bob ?
Big Bob: Gash heavy man !
I guess i picked a bad time for reconstructive mangina surgery ! !
by Jack de wack March 22, 2010
Get the Gash Heavy mug.A guy I guess from Cleavland Ohio, but I really don't know where the hell this loser is from. This ass jockey raps, Kids all think he's the bomb.com but I never hear his spins on the radio. This shit bird should go back to cleavland, and get a job washing cars or flipping burgers and he should finish school. Cause his raps sound like craps ! !
Emilie: hey did you guys hear the new kid cudi ? ?
Doria : umm Who ? ?
Claudia: well ahhh Yes ! we did.
Jack: Is that the new country western guy,girls ?
Doria: WAIT ! ! ! kid who ? who is this guy i never heard of him !
Claudia: yes, we heard him !
Claudia aside to Doria: shut up dummy ! or she's gonna go on her rant about this idiot !
Doria: ohh yeah ! i heard him. he rocks ! um i mean raps !
Jack : hey is that the guy from Metallica ? ?
I love those guys ! !
Doria : umm Who ? ?
Claudia: well ahhh Yes ! we did.
Jack: Is that the new country western guy,girls ?
Doria: WAIT ! ! ! kid who ? who is this guy i never heard of him !
Claudia: yes, we heard him !
Claudia aside to Doria: shut up dummy ! or she's gonna go on her rant about this idiot !
Doria: ohh yeah ! i heard him. he rocks ! um i mean raps !
Jack : hey is that the guy from Metallica ? ?
I love those guys ! !
by Jack de wack March 25, 2010
Get the Kid Cudi mug.When a person male or female intentionally licks another male or female's face while a picture is being taken and uses it as a profile picture on facebook
Jack- Rachel, how many licktims do you have now ? ?
Rachel- I have several, a few of my baby's daddy's and I think one with Kate and one with Maria.
Jack- wow, thats kinda messed up, why not just a nice picture ?
Rachel- hey moe fuggah, cause thats how Rachy rolls ! !
Maria- She liked my face like a fuckin labrodor ! WTF ! !
Christie- Hell kid that's just Rachy being Rachy !
Kate- Ummm, yeah, anybody want to buy a didlo ? ? anyone ? ? ?
Brenduh- Which one of you fucks took my kids sponge bob hat ! ! It's not funny. You guys suck ! !
Rachel- I have several, a few of my baby's daddy's and I think one with Kate and one with Maria.
Jack- wow, thats kinda messed up, why not just a nice picture ?
Rachel- hey moe fuggah, cause thats how Rachy rolls ! !
Maria- She liked my face like a fuckin labrodor ! WTF ! !
Christie- Hell kid that's just Rachy being Rachy !
Kate- Ummm, yeah, anybody want to buy a didlo ? ? anyone ? ? ?
Brenduh- Which one of you fucks took my kids sponge bob hat ! ! It's not funny. You guys suck ! !
by Jack de wack November 5, 2010
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Get the fuckerella mug.code word for a womans breasts, and code word for a homosexual male. "hammer" being one males penis "licker" being the homosexual male licking said hammer.
hey john, look at the hammer lickers on that blonde.
yo, i think that kid tom is a hammer licker. He was looking at my cock !
yo, i think that kid tom is a hammer licker. He was looking at my cock !
by Jack de wack May 7, 2008
Get the hammer licker mug.abbreviation, choke on my cock, good to use in mixed company or around parents and such so as not to get slapped in the back of the head
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