Jack Spank9049's definitions

Spack Bang

Gay Porn

Jack, what you doing watching Spack Bang?

by Jack Spank9049 October 2, 2021

Eastleigh

Comes box-standard with vaping shops, chavs, charity shops, more chavs, shops that have been closed down for years, even more chavs, a college full of chavs, an assortment of pubs and betting shops that may come bundled with the odd crackheads, kebab shops, a non-league football club and a few more chavs.

Seriously: Don't live in Eastleigh if you're looking to raise children

Spack No.4: You wanna go Eastleigh?

Spack No.2: Nah mush, I'll just get the train to Bournemouth! You coming?

by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022

FUCKING INTERNET MAN!

When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy

Spack No.3: *Loses a Warzone gulag* Also Spack No.3: "FUCKING INTERNET MAN!"

by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022

Call of Duty: Warzone

A game thats made me:

Leave a massive whole in my desk

Rage uninstall 800gb's worth of games

Smash my controller

Wake up my household

Left me on the verge of smashing my monitor

Made me break a headset

Imma see a anger management therapist after doing writing definition

Jack Spank9049: Hey you up for some Call of Duty: Warzone?
CyberDog-63: Nah I smashed my fucking controller!
Jack Spank9049: Ah ok, Imma see if jackspack02 want's to play!

by Jack Spank9049 March 28, 2021

Mugshot

The act of inmature children and teenagers taking pictures of other people (mainly their mates) without their prior knowledge.

Jack, can you please stop taking mugshots of me please?

by Jack Spank9049 February 11, 2022

Spack Music

Spack songs consist of:

The Strokes

Arctic Monkeys

Blur

Electric Light Orchestra

Bee Gees (Spicks and the Spacks)

Elton John

Simple minds

And many more!

Do you listen to Spack music, Spack No,5? - Spack No.2 I have ELO in my playlist - Spack No.5. Yeah sure that counts - Spack No.2

by Jack Spank9049 April 26, 2022

Game Over

In Football: Where a team scores (particularly late on in a game) to the point where it is near impossible for the opposition to salvage at least a point.

Game over; Fernandez makes it 2-0 for Argentina against Mexico in the World Cup in the 86th minute

by Jack Spank9049 November 26, 2022