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So.... how did Spack No.6 appear on the scene?
So, some people at Spack No.2 place of work left and 2 vacancies were up to replace those people. Little did Spack No.2 know that one of the people who were to get a job there would be a Spack!
This all became apparent when she asked Spack No.2 to pierce the film on a bottle lid and said something along the lines of "Can you open this for me? I'm being a Spack!" Spack No.2 said that he is a Spack two and it all went from there.
Spack No.6's hobbies include but are not limited to:
I quote: "Smoking lots of weed, skating, dyeing my hair, working at Papa Johns (the same place Spack No.2 works at), getting piercings, going to football with my dad (Eastleigh FC), DRUGS"
So, some people at Spack No.2 place of work left and 2 vacancies were up to replace those people. Little did Spack No.2 know that one of the people who were to get a job there would be a Spack!
This all became apparent when she asked Spack No.2 to pierce the film on a bottle lid and said something along the lines of "Can you open this for me? I'm being a Spack!" Spack No.2 said that he is a Spack two and it all went from there.
Spack No.6's hobbies include but are not limited to:
I quote: "Smoking lots of weed, skating, dyeing my hair, working at Papa Johns (the same place Spack No.2 works at), getting piercings, going to football with my dad (Eastleigh FC), DRUGS"
by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022
Get the Spack No.6mug. This man is simply unstoppable. He can be taking free-kicks whether its from shithole Fratton Park or all the way up Newcastle and still top-bin it in the net at Saint Mary's; he is the G.O.A.T!
Spack No.4: Southampton have a free-kick and James Ward-Prowse seems to be taking it!
Spack No.2: You mean penalty?
Commentator: "It's James-Ward PROOOOOOOOOOOOWSE!"
Spack No.2: You mean penalty?
Commentator: "It's James-Ward PROOOOOOOOOOOOWSE!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 14, 2022
Get the James Ward-Prowsemug. 
To be talking to someone on the phone, either through landline, mobile or messaging/calling apps (Whatsapp, Messenger, Discord, Xbox/PS chat etc.)
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
Get the On the linemug. The home of Spack music!
Spack No.1, I would like to thank you sooooo much for getting me into Spack music by putting on Los Santos Rock Radio when I was in your car on GTA O on one fine day!
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2022
Get the Los Santos Rock Radiomug. Comes box-standard with vaping shops, chavs, charity shops, more chavs, shops that have been closed down for years, even more chavs, a college full of chavs, an assortment of pubs and betting shops that may come bundled with the odd crackheads, kebab shops, a non-league football club and a few more chavs.
Seriously: Don't live in Eastleigh if you're looking to raise children
Seriously: Don't live in Eastleigh if you're looking to raise children
Spack No.4: You wanna go Eastleigh?
Spack No.2: Nah mush, I'll just get the train to Bournemouth! You coming?
Spack No.2: Nah mush, I'll just get the train to Bournemouth! You coming?
by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022
Get the Eastleighmug. by Jack Spank9049 December 5, 2024
Get the Wo-wo-womug.