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The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022
Get the MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!mug. Meet me in the spankroom, that's what she said!
by Jack Spank9049 June 25, 2022
Get the Spankroommug. An abbriviation of let's make like Martin & heads; A variation of make like a banana & splits
- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads
- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads
by Jack Spank9049 April 7, 2023
Get the Make like Martmug. Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason
by Jack Spank9049 January 3, 2023
Get the Have you taken your morning meds?mug. by Jack Spank9049 February 21, 2024
Get the AIGGAmug. In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...
- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's
- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking
- The emergency spank!
- Forward bay spank
- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready
- Spanking on roundabouts
- Hill spanks
On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's
- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking
- The emergency spank!
- Forward bay spank
- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready
- Spanking on roundabouts
- Hill spanks
On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
Get the The spanking testmug. by Jack Spank9049 February 20, 2023
Get the Vegansmug.