Jack Spank9049's definitions

Gatso'd

The act of driving past a speed camera over the posted speed limit.

Could be any speed camera (including average speed), not just Gatso cameras.

Jamie: Has Tom got his car?

Terry: Nah he got Gatso'd down the M27 50mph speed limit and he lost his licence in turn as he was on 3 points already on.

by Jack Spank9049 May 22, 2024

Wireshark

What everyone's Dad who "works" at Microsoft/Activision/Rockstar uses.

Kid: *Gets killed by player in CoD*

Kid over chat: My Dad works for Microsoft and he will boot you offline (through the help of Wireshark)!

by Jack Spank9049 May 17, 2023

Zongies

Where you take someone (such as your BF or GF) in your room to have some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spack No.ANONYMOUS: Why are you taking Spack No.ANONYMOUS into your bedroom to play Zongies?

by Jack Spank9049 April 5, 2022

Daily Spanking Moments

The Youtube channel 'Daily Warzone Moments' if it was dedicated to spanking!

Jack, Daily Spanking Moments just uploaded and... and... JACK, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE NOW! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!

by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

Backwards car

A backwards car is used to describe a vehicle with an automatic transmission

Stupid Americans with their backwards cars!

by Jack Spank9049 January 13, 2023

On lifts

Where somebody will transport people they know (or sometimes friends-of-friends of friends-of-family) to and/or from point A to point B where that person either does not drive or cannot drive due to intoxication.

Sometimes people may charge, or will do it for free with tips being appreciated.

Normally the person 'on lifts' does not hold a private hire licence but still does not legally stop them from offering their commitment.

Thomas is on lifts giving people lifts home from the nightclubs in Southampton

by Jack Spank9049 July 26, 2024

Chav Central

A place that is mostly populated by chavs. Could be the local town centre, park, school or college

Eastleigh College is chav central

by Jack Spank9049 January 1, 2023