Jack Spank9049's definitions

Wireshark

What everyone's Dad who "works" at Microsoft/Activision/Rockstar uses.

Kid: *Gets killed by player in CoD*

Kid over chat: My Dad works for Microsoft and he will boot you offline (through the help of Wireshark)!

by Jack Spank9049 May 17, 2023

Gatso'd

The act of driving past a speed camera over the posted speed limit.

Could be any speed camera (including average speed), not just Gatso cameras.

Jamie: Has Tom got his car?

Terry: Nah he got Gatso'd down the M27 50mph speed limit and he lost his licence in turn as he was on 3 points already on.

by Jack Spank9049 May 22, 2024

Spack No.4

Spack No.4 has a lot going on in his life right now!

He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.

He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.

So as you can see Spack No.1, this is Spack No.4 and he likes playing "Zongies", supports Saints, likes Batman and Spiderman and travels abroad at least 3 times a year

by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022

Wo-wo-wo

Said when something falls over or when someone drops something

*Some dude's pallet falls over in a warehouse*

Random guy in the distance: "Wo-wo-wo!"

by Jack Spank9049 December 5, 2024

Mugshot

The act of inmature children and teenagers taking pictures of other people (mainly their mates) without their prior knowledge.

Jack, can you please stop taking mugshots of me please?

by Jack Spank9049 February 11, 2022

Dole money

Benefits, Universal Credit, Job-seeker's allowance, Personal Independence Payment (PIP) and so on...

Friend: Want to do something today?

Me: I can't as I am working to pay your dole money!

by Jack Spank9049 March 8, 2025

Eastleigh College

A place that has no ad-blocking software on their network. Better yet: you cannot install an adblocker extension since extensions are blocked.

I have to deal with seeing online dating and Hentai-related ads because Eastleigh College are too poor to install adblocking on their network or atleast enable extensions

by Jack Spank9049 October 3, 2022