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When you get bored and you type 'Type hear to search' in the 'Type hear to search', search box on the Windows 10 taskbar
by Jack Spank9049 March 31, 2022
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Spack Attack

A situation where someone is spanking uncontrollably
I can hear Jack spanking down his mic again; he must be having a Spack Attack!
by Jack Spank9049 February 24, 2021
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Top Gear

by Jack Spank9049 February 9, 2023
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Barcode

A type of online gamertag that often resembles something like 'llIIIIllIIIll' consisting of uppercase Is and lower case ls. Barcodes are normally used by tryhard GTA Online players, but play their role in other online titles too. Barcode tryhards are mainly known for jet griefing, Opp MKII griefing and blowing up cargo.
Person 1: I'm going to sell my shipment!

Person 1's friend: No don't there's a barcode in the lobby!
by Jack Spank9049 June 11, 2023
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On lifts

Where somebody will transport people they know (or sometimes friends-of-friends of friends-of-family) to and/or from point A to point B where that person either does not drive or cannot drive due to intoxication.

Sometimes people may charge, or will do it for free with tips being appreciated.

Normally the person 'on lifts' does not hold a private hire licence but still does not legally stop them from offering their commitment.
Thomas is on lifts giving people lifts home from the nightclubs in Southampton
by Jack Spank9049 July 26, 2024
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In the mud

Commonly used in football, when a team has completely screwed over their hopes of securing a title, or when they blow their hopes of UCL (or Europa for the more smaller clubs such as Wolves or Varchester Penited (no disrespect to Wolves)) or worse when they are in a relegation battle or have their relegation confirmed
by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2022
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Are you retarded?

Said by one when another blurts out something that is simply not true or just total nonsense.
Person 1: 12AM is lunchtime right?

Person 2: Are you retarded?
by Jack Spank9049 April 20, 2025
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