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Eastleigh

Comes box-standard with vaping shops, chavs, charity shops, more chavs, shops that have been closed down for years, even more chavs, a college full of chavs, an assortment of pubs and betting shops that may come bundled with the odd crackheads, kebab shops, a non-league football club and a few more chavs.

Seriously: Don't live in Eastleigh if you're looking to raise children
Spack No.4: You wanna go Eastleigh?

Spack No.2: Nah mush, I'll just get the train to Bournemouth! You coming?
by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022
mugGet the Eastleighmug.

Nice IP

A common insult said by folks who just got beat in a video game
Person 1: Griefs cargo in GTA

Person 2: 54.134.79.25 - Nice IP!
by Jack Spank9049 February 28, 2023
mugGet the Nice IPmug.

Zongies

Where you take someone (such as your BF or GF) in your room to have some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Spack No.ANONYMOUS: Why are you taking Spack No.ANONYMOUS into your bedroom to play Zongies?
by Jack Spank9049 April 5, 2022
mugGet the Zongiesmug.

Gatso'd

The act of driving past a speed camera over the posted speed limit.

Could be any speed camera (including average speed), not just Gatso cameras.
Jamie: Has Tom got his car?

Terry: Nah he got Gatso'd down the M27 50mph speed limit and he lost his licence in turn as he was on 3 points already on.
by Jack Spank9049 May 22, 2024
mugGet the Gatso'dmug.

Wireshark

What everyone's Dad who "works" at Microsoft/Activision/Rockstar uses.
Kid: *Gets killed by player in CoD*

Kid over chat: My Dad works for Microsoft and he will boot you offline (through the help of Wireshark)!
by Jack Spank9049 May 17, 2023
mugGet the Wiresharkmug.

Eastleigh

A small town in the south of England, mostly populated with charity shops, vaping shops, a really small shopping centre, aload of places that are closed down and a couple of kebab shops.
Spack No.4: Shall we go to Eastleigh?

Spack No.2: I would rather get the bus to Southampton!
by Jack Spank9049 August 7, 2022
mugGet the Eastleighmug.

Dingy Dingy

1. To go clubbing with 1 or more person(s)

2. To have sexual intercourse
1. Do you want to go do sum dingy dingy tonight?

2. Do you want to do some dingy dingy tonight?
by Jack Spank9049 August 19, 2022
mugGet the Dingy Dingymug.

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