Jack Spank9049's definitions
An abbriviation of let's make like Martin & heads; A variation of make like a banana & splits
- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads
- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads
by Jack Spank9049 April 7, 2023
Get the Make like Martmug. In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...
- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's
- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking
- The emergency spank!
- Forward bay spank
- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready
- Spanking on roundabouts
- Hill spanks
On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's
- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking
- The emergency spank!
- Forward bay spank
- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready
- Spanking on roundabouts
- Hill spanks
On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
Get the The spanking testmug. by Jack Spank9049 February 20, 2023
Get the Vegansmug. Asus's slogan!
by Jack Spank9049 May 2, 2022
Get the In Search of Incrediblemug. Man I really miss my old manager. All those times he took me to Jesus, gave me free food; he was top donny!
by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023
Get the Top donnymug. 
Said by one when someone else tells them something that sounds hard to believe but isn't true anyway or the other peson misunderstood
Spack No.5: I worked at a pizza place but I quit because of my manager
Spack No.2: I work at Papa John's, don't suppose you worked there?
Spack No.5: No it was Marco's pizza
Spack No.2: Oh shit, I was about to say!
Spack No.2: I work at Papa John's, don't suppose you worked there?
Spack No.5: No it was Marco's pizza
Spack No.2: Oh shit, I was about to say!
by Jack Spank9049 August 8, 2022
Get the I was about to saymug.