Jack Spank9049's definitions
What a cheater in Warzone is called and also the #1 thing I say over death chat when I'm thirsty for some attention...
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021
Get the F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!mug. The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit
Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!
Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
by Jack Spank9049 February 4, 2023
Get the Morning routinemug. Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"
Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"
Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
Get the Fix me upmug. by Jack Spank9049 December 5, 2024
Get the Wo-wo-womug. Reddit community where people between the age of 13-19 post about:
- Selfies
- Losing their viginity
- Posts asking for someone to DM them
- Anti-vaping posts
- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to
- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"
- "Number game" posts
**List is not exhaustive
- Selfies
- Losing their viginity
- Posts asking for someone to DM them
- Anti-vaping posts
- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to
- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"
- "Number game" posts
**List is not exhaustive
by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022
Get the r/teenagersmug. Spack No.4 has a lot going on in his life right now!
He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.
He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.
He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.
He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.
So as you can see Spack No.1, this is Spack No.4 and he likes playing "Zongies", supports Saints, likes Batman and Spiderman and travels abroad at least 3 times a year
by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022
Get the Spack No.4mug. The act of inmature children and teenagers taking pictures of other people (mainly their mates) without their prior knowledge.
by Jack Spank9049 February 11, 2022
Get the Mugshotmug.