Jack Spank9049's definitions

On lifts

Where somebody will transport people they know (or sometimes friends-of-friends of friends-of-family) to and/or from point A to point B where that person either does not drive or cannot drive due to intoxication.

Sometimes people may charge, or will do it for free with tips being appreciated.

Normally the person 'on lifts' does not hold a private hire licence but still does not legally stop them from offering their commitment.

Thomas is on lifts giving people lifts home from the nightclubs in Southampton

by Jack Spank9049 July 26, 2024

Chav Central

A place that is mostly populated by chavs. Could be the local town centre, park, school or college

Eastleigh College is chav central

by Jack Spank9049 January 1, 2023

uoy yb nettirw is yranoitcid

You are bored and probably searched up "Urban Dictionary is written by you" but backwards.

"What shall I search today?..." "Hmmm...." "Oh I know!" *Proceeds to type uoy yb nettirw is yranoitcid on Urban Dick!*

by Jack Spank9049 May 30, 2022

Backwards car

A backwards car is used to describe a vehicle with an automatic transmission

Stupid Americans with their backwards cars!

by Jack Spank9049 January 13, 2023

Nick

A substitute word for the word n***a

Spack No.2: I just got called a poopy a$$ nick by someone on Warzone deathchat!

by Jack Spank9049 June 13, 2022

r/teenagers

Reddit community where people between the age of 13-19 post about:

- Selfies

- Losing their viginity

- Posts asking for someone to DM them

- Anti-vaping posts

- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to

- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"

- "Number game" posts

**List is not exhaustive

Babe wake up: Another anit-vaping post on r/teenagers!

by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022

Eastleigh College

A place that has no ad-blocking software on their network. Better yet: you cannot install an adblocker extension since extensions are blocked.

I have to deal with seeing online dating and Hentai-related ads because Eastleigh College are too poor to install adblocking on their network or atleast enable extensions

by Jack Spank9049 October 3, 2022