Jack Spank9049's definitions
Meet me in the spankroom, that's what she said!
by Jack Spank9049 June 25, 2022
Get the Spankroommug. An abbriviation of let's make like Martin & heads; A variation of make like a banana & splits
- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads
- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads
by Jack Spank9049 April 7, 2023
Get the Make like Martmug. Asus's slogan!
by Jack Spank9049 May 2, 2022
Get the In Search of Incrediblemug. In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...
- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's
- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking
- The emergency spank!
- Forward bay spank
- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready
- Spanking on roundabouts
- Hill spanks
On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's
- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking
- The emergency spank!
- Forward bay spank
- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready
- Spanking on roundabouts
- Hill spanks
On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
Get the The spanking testmug. by Jack Spank9049 February 20, 2023
Get the Vegansmug. Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*
*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"
(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"
(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024
Get the Jacobmug. What a cheater in Warzone is called and also the #1 thing I say over death chat when I'm thirsty for some attention...
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021
Get the F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!mug.