Jack Spank9049's definitions

Spankroom

Basically an alternative word for the word bathroom

Meet me in the spankroom, that's what she said!

by Jack Spank9049 June 25, 2022

Make like Mart

An abbriviation of let's make like Martin & heads; A variation of make like a banana & splits

- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads

Shall we go to Doms? "Yeah, he should be ready now: let's make like Mart"

by Jack Spank9049 April 7, 2023

In Search of Incredible

Asus's slogan!

*Powers on Asus Memopad 7*

"Asus. In Search of Incredible"

by Jack Spank9049 May 2, 2022

The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.

Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)

by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024

Vegans

People who should be shot!

My old manager: 'All vegans should be shot'

by Jack Spank9049 February 20, 2023

Jacob

The happiest guy on Earth...

Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*

*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"

(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)

by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024

F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!

What a cheater in Warzone is called and also the #1 thing I say over death chat when I'm thirsty for some attention...

*Gets killed by someone in Warzone* Me over death chat: F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!

by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021