Jack Spank9049's definitions
The sentence no-one wants to hear!
The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022
Get the MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!mug. Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*
*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"
(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"
(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024
Get the Jacobmug. The opposite of the saying "I was about to say!"; when one tells another something that is hard to believe yet is in fact true
Spack No.2: "Next time your class does a Kahoot or whatever make sure you give me the code!"
Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"
Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"
Spack No.5: "College"
Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"
(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)
This definition is deprived of a true story
- Piss
Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"
Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"
Spack No.5: "College"
Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"
(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)
This definition is deprived of a true story
- Piss
by Jack Spank9049 August 31, 2023
Get the I'm gonna say!mug. Imma go on r/memes on Reddit! *Searches up and proceeds to click on Reddit*. "Smoothwall - Site blocked, this request has been logged blah blah blah.
by Jack Spank9049 May 5, 2021
Get the Smoothwallmug. (1.) Often said in dramatic moments where the situation was never planned to happen but (2.) can be said in more casual moments
1. Flight 498 has had an engine fire and is heading to the nearest airport to make an emergency landing as we speak
2. I can see the delivery driver is en-route as we speak so you should have your food within the next 5 minutes
2. I can see the delivery driver is en-route as we speak so you should have your food within the next 5 minutes
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
Get the As we speakmug. Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"
Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"
Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
Get the Fix me upmug. A small shop usually run by an Indian or Pakistani family that sells everyday household essentials such as: Toilet rolls, drinks, some freezer food, Elf Bars, diabetes and kitchen cupboard snacks.
Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate
Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate
by Jack Spank9049 September 26, 2022
Get the Boss man shopmug.