Jack Spank9049's definitions

Make like Mart

An abbriviation of let's make like Martin & heads; A variation of make like a banana & splits

- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads

Shall we go to Doms? "Yeah, he should be ready now: let's make like Mart"

by Jack Spank9049 April 7, 2023

Have you taken your morning meds?

Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason

18 year old: Acts like a 5 year old

Person: Have you taken your morning meds?

by Jack Spank9049 January 3, 2023

Spankroom

Basically an alternative word for the word bathroom

Meet me in the spankroom, that's what she said!

by Jack Spank9049 June 25, 2022

Vegans

People who should be shot!

My old manager: 'All vegans should be shot'

by Jack Spank9049 February 20, 2023

AIGGA

Stands for: Always Ignorant Getting Goals Accomplished

Jason was always ignorant at getting goals accomplished (abbreviation AIGGA)

by Jack Spank9049 February 21, 2024

Spack Attack

A situation where someone is spanking uncontrollably

I can hear Jack spanking down his mic again; he must be having a Spack Attack!

by Jack Spank9049 February 24, 2021

Top Gear

Bomb ass weed.

Jeremy Clarkson was once recorded on top gear.

by Jack Spank9049 February 9, 2023