111 definitions by Jack Spank9049

Spack Music

Spack songs consist of:

The Strokes

Arctic Monkeys

Blur

Electric Light Orchestra

Bee Gees (Spicks and the Spacks)

Elton John

Simple minds

And many more!

Do you listen to Spack music, Spack No,5? - Spack No.2 I have ELO in my playlist - Spack No.5. Yeah sure that counts - Spack No.2

by Jack Spank9049 April 26, 2022

Prank Text

The opposite to a prank call; the act of using the SMS texting feature on a mobile telephone to intentionally troll another party.

I'm going to prank text my friend a fake emergency alert!

by Jack Spank9049 October 20, 2023

Chav Central

A place that is mostly populated by chavs. Could be the local town centre, park, school or college

Eastleigh College is chav central

by Jack Spank9049 January 2, 2023

Type here to search

When you get bored and you type 'Type hear to search' in the 'Type hear to search', search box on the Windows 10 taskbar

Type here to search

by Jack Spank9049 March 31, 2022

Ahh, feels good!

The 2nd most famous thing quoted thing in the history of man and dog.

This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.

Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?

- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2

*Finishes relieving*... "Ahh, feels good!"

by Jack Spank9049 April 28, 2022

Make like Mart

An abbriviation of let's make like Martin & heads; A variation of make like a banana & splits

- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads

Shall we go to Doms? "Yeah, he should be ready now: let's make like Mart"

by Jack Spank9049 April 7, 2023

On the piss

When one is drunk or at least drinking a hefty amount of alcohol in one sitting. I.E; At a birthday party or on New Year's Eve.

Spack No.2 is on the piss

by Jack Spank9049 August 1, 2023