On lifts

Where somebody will transport people they know (or sometimes friends-of-friends of friends-of-family) to and/or from point A to point B where that person either does not drive or cannot drive due to intoxication.

Sometimes people may charge, or will do it for free with tips being appreciated.

Normally the person 'on lifts' does not hold a private hire licence but still does not legally stop them from offering their commitment.

Thomas is on lifts giving people lifts home from the nightclubs in Southampton

by Jack Spank9049 July 26, 2024

Wireshark

What everyone's Dad who "works" at Microsoft/Activision/Rockstar uses.

Kid: *Gets killed by player in CoD*

Kid over chat: My Dad works for Microsoft and he will boot you offline (through the help of Wireshark)!

by Jack Spank9049 May 17, 2023

Gatso'd

When you get flashed by a Gatso branded speed camera

Tom was Gatso'd going 53 in a 30.

by Jack Spank9049 April 09, 2024

I'm clipping that!

When something crazy happens in a video game you're playing and you need to record what happened.

Oh my god, that guy just crossbowed someone through a window in the most crazy way in Warzone, I'm clipping that!

by Jack Spank9049 June 03, 2021

Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat

The 3 least likely things to come out anytime soon...

Jack Spank9049: Man, I am really getting bored of Windows Vista, GTA 2 (Sega Dreamcast) and Fortnite kids on Warzone, I'll wonder when Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat will come out?

by Jack Spank9049 June 03, 2021

Nice IP

A common insult said by folks who just got beat in a video game

Person 1: Griefs cargo in GTA

Person 2: 54.134.79.25 - Nice IP!

by Jack Spank9049 February 28, 2023

Eastleigh

Comes box-standard with vaping shops, chavs, charity shops, more chavs, shops that have been closed down for years, even more chavs, a college full of chavs, an assortment of pubs and betting shops that may come bundled with the odd crackheads, kebab shops, a non-league football club and a few more chavs.

Seriously: Don't live in Eastleigh if you're looking to raise children

Spack No.4: You wanna go Eastleigh?

Spack No.2: Nah mush, I'll just get the train to Bournemouth! You coming?

by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022