#PTBAS

The abbreviation for Proud To Be a Spack

This term is used when ever someone is shit at maths, likes actual decent fucking music (Like The Strokes) and not some Chav body song, plays Warzone and Spanks them self on the leg reguarly.

A certified Spack may fall into some bad luck as well!
I cannot believe I was forced to listen to chav FM in my uncle's car and he wouldn't turn it over! #PTBAS
by Jack Spank9049 October 02, 2021
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Type here to search

When you get bored and you type 'Type hear to search' in the 'Type hear to search', search box on the Windows 10 taskbar
Type here to search
by Jack Spank9049 March 31, 2022
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Jacob

The happiest guy on Earth...
Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*

*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"

(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy that handles the responsibility for making Gluten-Free pizzas in Domino's Pizza stores.

Whether it be a GF Cheese & Tomato, Pepperoni, Texas BBQ, Vegi Supreme or New Yorker, Jacob will always be there!
*Gluten Free appears on makeline screen*

"JACOB! Gluten-Free."
by Jack Spank9049 January 15, 2024
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Ahh, feels good!

The 2nd most famous thing quoted thing in the history of man and dog.

This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.

Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?

- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2
*Finishes relieving*... "Ahh, feels good!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 28, 2022
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Urban Dictionary time!

Said by Spack No.2 when he see or hears a slang word he is yet to understand
*Sees a post on the internet about someone getting off "the zaza"

Spack No.2: "Right, Urban Dictionary time!
by Jack Spank9049 January 15, 2023
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Spack Bang

by Jack Spank9049 October 02, 2021
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