Jack Spank9049's definitions

In Search of Incredible

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by Jack Spank9049 May 2, 2022

Vegans

People who should be shot!

My old manager: 'All vegans should be shot'

by Jack Spank9049 February 20, 2023

AIGGA

Stands for: Always Ignorant Getting Goals Accomplished

Jason was always ignorant at getting goals accomplished (abbreviation AIGGA)

by Jack Spank9049 February 21, 2024

Make like Mart

An abbriviation of let's make like Martin & heads; A variation of make like a banana & splits

- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads

Shall we go to Doms? "Yeah, he should be ready now: let's make like Mart"

by Jack Spank9049 April 7, 2023

Have you taken your morning meds?

Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason

18 year old: Acts like a 5 year old

Person: Have you taken your morning meds?

by Jack Spank9049 January 3, 2023

The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.

Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)

by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024

On lifts

Where somebody will transport people they know (or sometimes friends-of-friends of friends-of-family) to and/or from point A to point B where that person either does not drive or cannot drive due to intoxication.

Sometimes people may charge, or will do it for free with tips being appreciated.

Normally the person 'on lifts' does not hold a private hire licence but still does not legally stop them from offering their commitment.

Thomas is on lifts giving people lifts home from the nightclubs in Southampton

by Jack Spank9049 July 26, 2024