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The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
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by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022
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by Jack Spank9049 June 11, 2023
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