Jack Spank9049's definitions
Jack Spank9049: Man, I am really getting bored of Windows Vista, GTA 2 (Sega Dreamcast) and Fortnite kids on Warzone, I'll wonder when Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat will come out?
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021
Get the Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheatmug. Said by one when someone else tells them something that sounds hard to believe but isn't true anyway or the other peson misunderstood
Spack No.5: I worked at a pizza place but I quit because of my manager
Spack No.2: I work at Papa John's, don't suppose you worked there?
Spack No.5: No it was Marco's pizza
Spack No.2: Oh shit, I was about to say!
Spack No.2: I work at Papa John's, don't suppose you worked there?
Spack No.5: No it was Marco's pizza
Spack No.2: Oh shit, I was about to say!
by Jack Spank9049 August 8, 2022
Get the I was about to saymug. by Jack Spank9049 February 28, 2023
Get the Nice IPmug. Asus's slogan!
by Jack Spank9049 May 2, 2022
Get the In Search of Incrediblemug. Simply the best engine to exist. Designed by PSA but given an exclusive name in the Ford TDCI lineup.
You will get:
Guaranteed 350k+ miles
Easy 70-80mpg on the motorway with cruise control set at 60
A wide range of BHP from 70 to 265 BHP
***As seen in some Mondeo STs
A great example of mechanical engineering equipped from day-to-day city runabouts, company fleet vehicles, Zetec S Fiesta boy racer cars and the old man's Mondeo ST of course
You will get:
Guaranteed 350k+ miles
Easy 70-80mpg on the motorway with cruise control set at 60
A wide range of BHP from 70 to 265 BHP
***As seen in some Mondeo STs
A great example of mechanical engineering equipped from day-to-day city runabouts, company fleet vehicles, Zetec S Fiesta boy racer cars and the old man's Mondeo ST of course
Person 1: *Opens bonnet*
Person 2: *Sees a engine covered in plastic with the name "Duratorq TDCI over the plastic cover"*
Person 2: *Creams*
Person 2: *Sees a engine covered in plastic with the name "Duratorq TDCI over the plastic cover"*
Person 2: *Creams*
by Jack Spank9049 August 3, 2025
Get the Duratorqmug. The 2nd most famous thing quoted thing in the history of man and dog.
This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.
Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?
- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2
This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.
Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?
- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2
by Jack Spank9049 April 28, 2022
Get the Ahh, feels good!mug. Ok, so before I make a definition about Spack No.6 - a new Spack who has only confirmed herself within the last few hours of my typing this definition, I thought I would make a definition about Spack No.7 - a Spack who is good friends of Spack No.1 - the leader of all Spacks.
So Spack No.7 listens to the very best music!!
He also used to scam kids!!!!!
Owns £50,000 in savings (don't try to rob him, please!!!!) According to Spack No.1, he is the richest Spack!!!
He drives a Mini Cooper Roadster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Spack No.7 listens to the very best music!!
He also used to scam kids!!!!!
Owns £50,000 in savings (don't try to rob him, please!!!!) According to Spack No.1, he is the richest Spack!!!
He drives a Mini Cooper Roadster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Spack No.6, you probably have never met the kid, but this is Spack No.7 who is the friend (or apparently boyfriend) of Spack No.1!
by Jack Spank9049 July 24, 2022
Get the Spack No.7mug.