Jack Spank9049's definitions

Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat

The 3 least likely things to come out anytime soon...

Jack Spank9049: Man, I am really getting bored of Windows Vista, GTA 2 (Sega Dreamcast) and Fortnite kids on Warzone, I'll wonder when Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat will come out?

by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

I was about to say

Said by one when someone else tells them something that sounds hard to believe but isn't true anyway or the other peson misunderstood

Spack No.5: I worked at a pizza place but I quit because of my manager

Spack No.2: I work at Papa John's, don't suppose you worked there?

Spack No.5: No it was Marco's pizza

Spack No.2: Oh shit, I was about to say!

by Jack Spank9049 August 8, 2022

Gatso'd

When you get flashed by a Gatso branded speed camera

Tom was Gatso'd going 53 in a 30.

by Jack Spank9049 April 9, 2024

Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing

The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)

by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023

Nice IP

A common insult said by folks who just got beat in a video game

Person 1: Griefs cargo in GTA

Person 2: 54.134.79.25 - Nice IP!

by Jack Spank9049 February 28, 2023

Eastleigh

A small town in the south of England, mostly populated with charity shops, vaping shops, a really small shopping centre, aload of places that are closed down and a couple of kebab shops.

Spack No.4: Shall we go to Eastleigh?

Spack No.2: I would rather get the bus to Southampton!

by Jack Spank9049 August 7, 2022

Dingy Dingy

1. To go clubbing with 1 or more person(s)

2. To have sexual intercourse

1. Do you want to go do sum dingy dingy tonight?

2. Do you want to do some dingy dingy tonight?

by Jack Spank9049 August 19, 2022