Definitions by Jack Spank9049

Gatso'd 

The act of driving past a speed camera over the posted speed limit.

Could be any speed camera (including average speed), not just Gatso cameras.

Jamie: Has Tom got his car?

Terry: Nah he got Gatso'd down the M27 50mph speed limit and he lost his licence in turn as he was on 3 points already on.

Gatso'd by Jack Spank9049 May 22, 2024

Pick up the fucking phone now! 

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

Pick up the fucking phone now! by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

Gatso'd 

When you get flashed by a Gatso branded speed camera

Tom was Gatso'd going 53 in a 30.

Gatso'd by Jack Spank9049 April 9, 2024

AIGGA 

Stands for: Always Ignorant Getting Goals Accomplished

Jason was always ignorant at getting goals accomplished (abbreviation AIGGA)

AIGGA by Jack Spank9049 February 21, 2024

The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.

Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)

The spanking test by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024

Jacob 

Jacob is a guy that handles the responsibility for making Gluten-Free pizzas in Domino's Pizza stores.

Whether it be a GF Cheese & Tomato, Pepperoni, Texas BBQ, Vegi Supreme or New Yorker, Jacob will always be there!

*Gluten Free appears on makeline screen*

"JACOB! Gluten-Free."

Jacob by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2024

Pub Walk 

A mini-pub crawl where you only go to a maximum of 3 pubs

We went on a Pub Walk from The Dancing Jug to Zephyr in Bournemouth

Pub Walk by Jack Spank9049 January 7, 2024