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Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat

The 3 least likely things to come out anytime soon...
Jack Spank9049: Man, I am really getting bored of Windows Vista, GTA 2 (Sega Dreamcast) and Fortnite kids on Warzone, I'll wonder when Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat will come out?
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021
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I was about to say

Said by one when someone else tells them something that sounds hard to believe but isn't true anyway or the other peson misunderstood
Spack No.5: I worked at a pizza place but I quit because of my manager

Spack No.2: I work at Papa John's, don't suppose you worked there?

Spack No.5: No it was Marco's pizza

Spack No.2: Oh shit, I was about to say!
by Jack Spank9049 August 8, 2022
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Nice IP

A common insult said by folks who just got beat in a video game
Person 1: Griefs cargo in GTA

Person 2: 54.134.79.25 - Nice IP!
by Jack Spank9049 February 28, 2023
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In Search of Incredible

Asus's slogan!
*Powers on Asus Memopad 7*

"Asus. In Search of Incredible"
by Jack Spank9049 May 2, 2022
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Duratorq

Simply the best engine to exist. Designed by PSA but given an exclusive name in the Ford TDCI lineup.

You will get:

Guaranteed 350k+ miles

Easy 70-80mpg on the motorway with cruise control set at 60

A wide range of BHP from 70 to 265 BHP

***As seen in some Mondeo STs

A great example of mechanical engineering equipped from day-to-day city runabouts, company fleet vehicles, Zetec S Fiesta boy racer cars and the old man's Mondeo ST of course
Person 1: *Opens bonnet*

Person 2: *Sees a engine covered in plastic with the name "Duratorq TDCI over the plastic cover"*

Person 2: *Creams*
by Jack Spank9049 August 3, 2025
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Ahh, feels good!

The 2nd most famous thing quoted thing in the history of man and dog.

This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.

Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?

- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2
*Finishes relieving*... "Ahh, feels good!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 28, 2022
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Spack No.7

Ok, so before I make a definition about Spack No.6 - a new Spack who has only confirmed herself within the last few hours of my typing this definition, I thought I would make a definition about Spack No.7 - a Spack who is good friends of Spack No.1 - the leader of all Spacks.

So Spack No.7 listens to the very best music!!

He also used to scam kids!!!!!

Owns £50,000 in savings (don't try to rob him, please!!!!) According to Spack No.1, he is the richest Spack!!!

He drives a Mini Cooper Roadster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Spack No.6, you probably have never met the kid, but this is Spack No.7 who is the friend (or apparently boyfriend) of Spack No.1!
by Jack Spank9049 July 24, 2022
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