Spack No.7

Ok, so before I make a definition about Spack No.6 - a new Spack who has only confirmed herself within the last few hours of my typing this definition, I thought I would make a definition about Spack No.7 - a Spack who is good friends of Spack No.1 - the leader of all Spacks.

So Spack No.7 listens to the very best music!!

He also used to scam kids!!!!!

Owns £50,000 in savings (don't try to rob him, please!!!!) According to Spack No.1, he is the richest Spack!!!

He drives a Mini Cooper Roadster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Spack No.6, you probably have never met the kid, but this is Spack No.7 who is the friend (or apparently boyfriend) of Spack No.1!
by Jack Spank9049 July 24, 2022
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Dingy Dingy

1. To go clubbing with 1 or more person(s)

2. To have sexual intercourse
1. Do you want to go do sum dingy dingy tonight?

2. Do you want to do some dingy dingy tonight?
by Jack Spank9049 August 19, 2022
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Parry Pane

A very handsome looking man who plays for the club Tottenham Hotspur and England national team.
Just like Penaldo, he is usually known for ghosting in and around stadiums (mostly when on international duty) until a foul occurs inside the box and he will be ready to take the spot-kick in no time, should the referee give then pen
Mate, did you see that that goal scored from the spot against the Swiss by Parry Pane?
by Jack Spank9049 March 27, 2022
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On the line

To be talking to someone on the phone, either through landline, mobile or messaging/calling apps (Whatsapp, Messenger, Discord, Xbox/PS chat etc.)
Spack No.2: I have Spack No.5 on the line and he is asking to play Red Dead with us!
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
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Boss man shop

A small shop usually run by an Indian or Pakistani family that sells everyday household essentials such as: Toilet rolls, drinks, some freezer food, Elf Bars, diabetes and kitchen cupboard snacks.

Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate
Spack No.1: Where are you going?

Gonna go to Boss man shop across the field, be back in 20
by Jack Spank9049 September 26, 2022
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Spack No.2

Spack No.2 is the assistant Spack and works closely with the head Spack (Spack No.1)

Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.

Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022

Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!

Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.

Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!
So as you can see Spack No.5, this is Spack No.2 or me (Jack Spank9049).
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2022
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Nick

Spack No.2: I just got called a poopy a$$ nick by someone on Warzone deathchat!
by Jack Spank9049 June 13, 2022
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