Eastleigh

A small town in the south of England, mostly populated with charity shops, vaping shops, a really small shopping centre, aload of places that are closed down and a couple of kebab shops.
Spack No.4: Shall we go to Eastleigh?

Spack No.2: I would rather get the bus to Southampton!
by Jack Spank9049 August 07, 2022
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Nick

Spack No.2: I just got called a poopy a$$ nick by someone on Warzone deathchat!
by Jack Spank9049 June 13, 2022
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Zongies

Where you take someone (such as your BF or GF) in your room to have some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Spack No.ANONYMOUS: Why are you taking Spack No.ANONYMOUS into your bedroom to play Zongies?
by Jack Spank9049 April 05, 2022
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Daily Spanking Moments

The Youtube channel 'Daily Warzone Moments' if it was dedicated to spanking!
Jack, Daily Spanking Moments just uploaded and... and... JACK, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE NOW! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!
by Jack Spank9049 June 03, 2021
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In the mud

Commonly used in football, when a team has completely screwed over their hopes of securing a title, or when they blow their hopes of UCL (or Europa for the more smaller clubs such as Wolves or Varchester Penited (no disrespect to Wolves)) or worse when they are in a relegation battle or have their relegation confirmed
by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2022
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Are you retarded?

Said by one when another blurts out something that is simply not true or just total nonsense.
Person 1: 12AM is lunchtime right?

Person 2: Are you retarded?
by Jack Spank9049 April 20, 2025
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uoy yb nettirw is yranoitcid

You are bored and probably searched up "Urban Dictionary is written by you" but backwards.
"What shall I search today?..." "Hmmm...." "Oh I know!" *Proceeds to type uoy yb nettirw is yranoitcid on Urban Dick!*
by Jack Spank9049 May 30, 2022
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