Jack Spank9049's definitions

r/teenagers

Reddit community where people between the age of 13-19 post about:

- Selfies

- Losing their viginity

- Posts asking for someone to DM them

- Anti-vaping posts

- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to

- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"

- "Number game" posts

**List is not exhaustive

Babe wake up: Another anit-vaping post on r/teenagers!

by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022

Wo-wo-wo

Said when something falls over or when someone drops something

*Some dude's pallet falls over in a warehouse*

Random guy in the distance: "Wo-wo-wo!"

by Jack Spank9049 December 5, 2024

Dole money

Benefits, Universal Credit, Job-seeker's allowance, Personal Independence Payment (PIP) and so on...

Friend: Want to do something today?

Me: I can't as I am working to pay your dole money!

by Jack Spank9049 March 8, 2025

Eastleigh College

A place that has no ad-blocking software on their network. Better yet: you cannot install an adblocker extension since extensions are blocked.

I have to deal with seeing online dating and Hentai-related ads because Eastleigh College are too poor to install adblocking on their network or atleast enable extensions

by Jack Spank9049 October 3, 2022

Spack No.4

Spack No.4 has a lot going on in his life right now!

He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.

He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.

So as you can see Spack No.1, this is Spack No.4 and he likes playing "Zongies", supports Saints, likes Batman and Spiderman and travels abroad at least 3 times a year

by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022

Eastleigh

Comes box-standard with vaping shops, chavs, charity shops, more chavs, shops that have been closed down for years, even more chavs, a college full of chavs, an assortment of pubs and betting shops that may come bundled with the odd crackheads, kebab shops, a non-league football club and a few more chavs.

Seriously: Don't live in Eastleigh if you're looking to raise children

Spack No.4: You wanna go Eastleigh?

Spack No.2: Nah mush, I'll just get the train to Bournemouth! You coming?

by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022

Gatso'd

When you get flashed by a Gatso branded speed camera

Tom was Gatso'd going 53 in a 30.

by Jack Spank9049 April 9, 2024